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All I can say is: Thank god for poor shots!!

StogieC

StogieC

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ixtow said:
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If only we had MORE gun control.

Obviously, when being stupid and crazy isn't the answer, being MORE stupid and crazy is the clear course to progress... We must disarm ourselves and become totally helpless, only then will we be safe and able to protect ourselves. It's so obvious! How can anyone disagree? Helplessness is invincibility! These people found out, this guy clearly took careful aim and tried to kill them all, but ended up only shooting himself! Obviously, his own choices and actions had nothing at all to do with it. How can you not understand that being helpless created a Jedi Mind Control power that allowed them to make the bullets miss? It's so clear and logical. You can almost see the magical barrier of fairy dust, rainbows, and unicorns that descends upon them for protection! Gun control is the clear, and only, answer!

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Who needs guns? We now have the proven superior tactical employment of the anti-gun ninja sneak-up defensive purse-bash and fall-scream attack! :uhoh:
 
ixtow

ixtow

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StogieC said:
Who needs guns? We now have the proven superior tactical employment of the anti-gun ninja sneak-up defensive purse-bash and fall-scream attack! :uhoh:
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This woman jeopardized the safety of everyone int he room by taking action of any kind at all! Obviously, smacking a crazed gunman with a purse and falling down could not possibly provoke him. Fortunately, he realized the inability of his bullet to strike anyone who doesn't also have their own gun, and he didn't shoot her. She should be ashamed! Her will to retaliate with such an incredible weapon could easily have lifted the magic fairy dust/rainbow/unicorn protection shield from the entire room! They all could have been vulnerable because of her daring to lift a finger. Fighting back in such a mighty and miraculously effective manner, with such a devastating tool of mass destruction, almost jinxed the whole thing!

Thank God she didn't have Pepper Spray or a Rape Whistle in her purse! That could have amplified the effectiveness 100 fold! No armed aggressor could ever withstand the carnage and destruction of those items in a purse! There might have been an earthquake or worse; a speech about how dangerous car keys can be!

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