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    More TSA junk

    I find this rather comical... Maybe sheeple will finally realize that airport security is all smoke and mirrors and start protesting this crap.

    http://www.news10.net/news/local/sto...113529&catid=2

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    He is flat wrong. The TSA looking at naked pictures of your body or groping your genitalia will absolutely save us from terrorists. There is no way the terrorists can find their way around these harmless and necessary tiny little infringements of our rights.

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    Guess our employees, those little rascals... little beggars, are afraid of the light of truth being shown on their extensive and technologically sophisticated security measures. Why, the evil terrorists might find ways to thwart the TSA's in-depth system and do who-knows-what mischief.
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    Sophisticated? No.

    Sophistry? That's what we're getting from them by way of justification.

    Sophomoric? Yep. They are.

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    Quote Originally Posted by eye95 View Post
    Sophisticated? No.

    Sophistry? That's what we're getting from them by way of justification.

    Sophomoric? Yep. They are.
    So moronic they are and so phonic they get.

    So phukin stupid.
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    Eventually passengers will get randomly chosen for exploratory surgery to make sure they haven't swallowed a weapon or an explosive.

    Gotta crack this abdominal cavity. We will get you on your flight in a few days.

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    Is it just me or does it seem like everything the govt takes an interest in lately turns to $#!+?
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    So what if someone makes a zip gun and crams it in their rectum? Are people going to be strip searched?
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    In the TRUE spirit of the Holidays, I give you:

    "Grandma Got Molested At The Airport"

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    And a more jazzy tune, "I'll Be Groped For Christmas"

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KucnZ...eature=related
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kirbinator View Post
    So what if someone makes a zip gun and crams it in their rectum? Are people going to be strip searched?
    Sorry, but a STRIP SEARCH won't necessarily discover a zip gun "crammed" far enough up the rectum and into the colon....

    That being said... IT WON'T STOP THE TSA FROM YET ANOTHER 'FEEL GOOD' SECURITY THEATER ACT!

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    Quote Originally Posted by eye95 View Post
    Sophisticated? No.

    Sophistry? That's what we're getting from them by way of justification.

    Sophomoric? Yep. They are.
    Quite pithy comments sir.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kirbinator View Post
    So what if someone makes a zip gun and crams it in their rectum? Are people going to be strip searched?
    Rectums that hold more than 3 ounces will be forbidden in terminals and on planes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by palerider116 View Post
    Rectums that hold more than 3 ounces will be forbidden in terminals and on planes.
    someone above said this... seems like it needs to be put here as well.... so here goes!

    That being said... IT WON'T STOP THE TSA FROM YET ANOTHER 'FEEL GOOD' SECURITY THEATER ACT!

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    Quote Originally Posted by JoeSparky View Post
    someone above said this... seems like it needs to be put here as well.... so here goes!

    That being said... IT WON'T STOP THE TSA FROM YET ANOTHER 'FEEL GOOD' SECURITY THEATER ACT!
    ROFLMAO!!!! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by palerider116 View Post
    Rectums that hold more than 3 ounces will be forbidden in terminals and on planes.
    Excuse me sir, but you have been randomly selected for a colonoscopy before boarding.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ak56 View Post
    Excuse me sir, but you have been randomly selected for a colonoscopy before boarding.
    This Just In:

    TSA officials have released plans to board certify their pre-flight screeners as certified physicians so that further examinations may include safety increasing exploratory surgery and endoscopic examinations.

    Please be prepared to change into your Pre-Flight inspection gown for the mandatory rectal groping. It's ok ladies and gentlemen...

    They're certified to probe your anus in the name of national security.
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    This thread has definitely taken a turn for the worse - latrine humor wears a little thin after a while. Shouldn't we be projecting a better image of ourselves?
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    I like this one too.

    http://nymag.com/daily/intel/2010/12/gun_airplane.html

    "Man Accidentally Brings Loaded Gun on Flight, Which Apparently Happens Often"

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    Quote Originally Posted by bom1911 View Post
    I like this one too.

    http://nymag.com/daily/intel/2010/12/gun_airplane.html

    "Man Accidentally Brings Loaded Gun on Flight, Which Apparently Happens Often"
    One of the more telling quotes from that article:
    A person briefed on the latest tests tells ABC News the failure rate approaches 70 percent at some major airports. Two weeks ago, TSA's new director said every test gun, bomb part or knife got past screeners at some airports.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Grapeshot View Post
    One of the more telling quotes from that article:

    "A person briefed on the latest tests tells ABC News the failure rate approaches 70 percent at some major airports. Two weeks ago, TSA's new director said every test gun, bomb part or knife got past screeners at some airports."

    Makes you feel real safe doesn't it. It's obvious that the solution to this is to grope and fondle looking for these items.
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    Israeli style airport security

    Quote Originally Posted by buster81 View Post
    Makes you feel real safe doesn't it. It's obvious that the solution to this is to grope and fondle looking for these items.
    "The safest airline in the world, it is widely agreed, is El Al, Israel's national carrier. The safest airport is Ben Gurion International, in Tel Aviv. No El Al plane has been attacked by terrorists in more than three decades, and no flight leaving Ben Gurion has ever been hijacked.

    The Israelis check for bombs and weapons too, but always with the understanding that things don't hijack planes, terrorists do -- and that the best way to detect terrorists is to focus on intercepting not bad things, but bad people."
    http://nextbigfuture.com/2009/12/isr...-security.html
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    Quote Originally Posted by palerider116 View Post
    Rectums that hold more than 3 ounces will be forbidden in terminals and on planes.
    Is that what's meant by "packin' heat?"
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    Quote Originally Posted by Grapeshot View Post
    "The safest airline in the world, it is widely agreed, is El Al, Israel's national carrier. The safest airport is Ben Gurion International, in Tel Aviv. No El Al plane has been attacked by terrorists in more than three decades, and no flight leaving Ben Gurion has ever been hijacked.

    The Israelis check for bombs and weapons too, but always with the understanding that things don't hijack planes, terrorists do -- and that the best way to detect terrorists is to focus on intercepting not bad things, but bad people."
    http://nextbigfuture.com/2009/12/isr...-security.html
    10-4. And they do it without piling a couple hundred folks up in a line going into the security check. Talk about a target. A terrorist doesn't even need to get on a plane, or even buy a ticket.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Grapeshot View Post
    "The safest airline in the world, it is widely agreed, is El Al, Israel's national carrier. The safest airport is Ben Gurion International, in Tel Aviv. No El Al plane has been attacked by terrorists in more than three decades, and no flight leaving Ben Gurion has ever been hijacked.

    The funny thing about Israel's airline record is that the most famous Israeli highjacking (the Air France flight in 1976 that resulted in the "Raid on Entebbe") was, in fact, a Shin Bet operation--a false flag engineered to turn international sentiment away from Palestine...

    http://www.haaretz.com/news/u-k-file...cking-1.222003

    So even when Israeli flights HAVE been hijacked, it wasn't real terrorists doing it, but rather Shin Bet operatives...

    You have to wonder, if the most hated nation in the region--surrounded by "terrorists" who hate them more than anything on earth, hasn't had a hijacking in over three decades, how much of a threat is the US really under?

    Hmmmm... There is NO WAY that our own government would do something like that, now is there?...
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