More TSA junk

mattwestm · Dec 23, 2010

I find this rather comical... Maybe sheeple will finally realize that airport security is all smoke and mirrors and start protesting this crap.

http://www.news10.net/news/local/story.aspx?storyid=113529&catid=2

eye95 · Dec 23, 2010

He is flat wrong. The TSA looking at naked pictures of your body or groping your genitalia will absolutely save us from terrorists. There is no way the terrorists can find their way around these harmless and necessary tiny little infringements of our rights.

SouthernBoy · Dec 23, 2010

Guess our employees, those little rascals... little beggars, are afraid of the light of truth being shown on their extensive and technologically sophisticated security measures. Why, the evil terrorists might find ways to thwart the TSA's in-depth system and do who-knows-what mischief.

eye95 · Dec 23, 2010

Sophisticated? No.

Sophistry? That's what we're getting from them by way of justification.

Sophomoric? Yep. They are.

Grapeshot · Dec 23, 2010

eye95 said:
Sophisticated? No.

Sophistry? That's what we're getting from them by way of justification.

Sophomoric? Yep. They are.

So moronic they are and so phonic they get.

So phukin stupid.

palerider116 · Dec 23, 2010

Eventually passengers will get randomly chosen for exploratory surgery to make sure they haven't swallowed a weapon or an explosive.

Gotta crack this abdominal cavity. We will get you on your flight in a few days.

NRAMARINE · Dec 23, 2010

Is it just me or does it seem like everything the govt takes an interest in lately turns to $#!+?

Kirbinator · Dec 23, 2010

So what if someone makes a zip gun and crams it in their rectum? Are people going to be strip searched?

Dreamer · Dec 23, 2010

In the TRUE spirit of the Holidays, I give you:

"Grandma Got Molested At The Airport"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Qdb6wC0Iz4--Link deleted by moderator as in appropriate --

And a more jazzy tune, "I'll Be Groped For Christmas"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KucnZVKZfKQ&feature=related

JoeSparky · Dec 23, 2010

Kirbinator said:
So what if someone makes a zip gun and crams it in their rectum? Are people going to be strip searched?

Sorry, but a STRIP SEARCH won't necessarily discover a zip gun "crammed" far enough up the rectum and into the colon....

That being said... IT WON'T STOP THE TSA FROM YET ANOTHER 'FEEL GOOD' SECURITY THEATER ACT!

OldCurlyWolf · Dec 23, 2010

eye95 said:
Sophisticated? No.

Sophistry? That's what we're getting from them by way of justification.

Sophomoric? Yep. They are.

Quite pithy comments sir.

palerider116 · Dec 24, 2010

Kirbinator said:
So what if someone makes a zip gun and crams it in their rectum? Are people going to be strip searched?

Rectums that hold more than 3 ounces will be forbidden in terminals and on planes.

JoeSparky · Dec 24, 2010

palerider116 said:
Rectums that hold more than 3 ounces will be forbidden in terminals and on planes.

someone above said this... seems like it needs to be put here as well.... so here goes!

That being said... IT WON'T STOP THE TSA FROM YET ANOTHER 'FEEL GOOD' SECURITY THEATER ACT!

Citizen · Dec 24, 2010

JoeSparky said:
someone above said this... seems like it needs to be put here as well.... so here goes!

That being said... IT WON'T STOP THE TSA FROM YET ANOTHER 'FEEL GOOD' SECURITY THEATER ACT!

ROFLMAO!!!! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!

ak56 · Dec 24, 2010

palerider116 said:
Rectums that hold more than 3 ounces will be forbidden in terminals and on planes.

Excuse me sir, but you have been randomly selected for a colonoscopy before boarding

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slowfiveoh · Dec 24, 2010

ak56 said:
Excuse me sir, but you have been randomly selected for a colonoscopy before boarding.

This Just In:

TSA officials have released plans to board certify their pre-flight screeners as certified physicians so that further examinations may include safety increasing exploratory surgery and endoscopic examinations.

Please be prepared to change into your Pre-Flight inspection gown for the mandatory rectal groping. It's ok ladies and gentlemen...

They're certified to probe your anus in the name of national security. :lol:

Grapeshot · Dec 24, 2010

This thread has definitely taken a turn for the worse - latrine humor wears a little thin after a while. Shouldn't we be projecting a better image of ourselves?

bom1911 · Dec 24, 2010

I like this one too.

http://nymag.com/daily/intel/2010/12/gun_airplane.html

"Man Accidentally Brings Loaded Gun on Flight, Which Apparently Happens Often"

Grapeshot · Dec 25, 2010

bom1911 said:
I like this one too.

http://nymag.com/daily/intel/2010/12/gun_airplane.html

"Man Accidentally Brings Loaded Gun on Flight, Which Apparently Happens Often"

One of the more telling quotes from that article:

A person briefed on the latest tests tells ABC News the failure rate approaches 70 percent at some major airports. Two weeks ago, TSA's new director said every test gun, bomb part or knife got past screeners at some airports.

buster81 · Dec 25, 2010

Grapeshot said:
One of the more telling quotes from that article:

"A person briefed on the latest tests tells ABC News the failure rate approaches 70 percent at some major airports. Two weeks ago, TSA's new director said every test gun, bomb part or knife got past screeners at some airports."

Makes you feel real safe doesn't it. It's obvious that the solution to this is to grope and fondle looking for these items.

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