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You know the honeymoon is over when the comedians start.



The liberals are asking us to give Obama time. We agree . . .
and think 25 to life would be appropriate. -- Jay Leno



America needs Obama-care like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask.
-- Jay Leno



Q: Have you heard about McDonald's' new Obama Value Meal?
A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it.
-- Conan O'Brien



Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon?
A: A fund raiser.
-- Jay Leno



Q: What's the difference between Obama's cabinet and a penitentiary?
A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers, and threats to society. The
other is for housing prisoners.
-- David Letterman



Q: If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a boat in the middle of the ocean and
it started to sink, who would be saved?
A: America !
-- Jimmy Fallon



Q: What's the difference between Obama and his dog, Bo?
A: Bo has papers.
-- Jimmy Kimmel



Q: What was the most positive result of the "Cash for Clunkers" program?
A: It took 95% of the Obama bumper stickers off the road.
-- David Letterman