[quote="excerpt from policehelp.net]
That’s more than enough for now, but let me leave you with a good story sent to me this week:
An older man picked up his brand new corvette at a high point dealership and drove it out onto the road. As he pulled onto i-85, he floored it and shot up to 80mph in seconds.
There he was ... Feeling the thrill of the ride. Then, looking in his rear view mirror, he saw the hppd officer behind him, blue lightsflashing and siren blaring. He floored it to 100 mph, then 110, then 120. Suddenly he thought, "what am i doing? I'm too old for this," and pulled over to await the officer's arrival.
Pulling in behind him, the officer walked up to the corvette, looked at his watch and said, "sir, my shift ends in 30 minutes. If you can give me a reason for speeding that i've never heard before, i'll let you go."
The old gentleman paused then said, "three years ago, my wife ran off with a high point police officer. I thought you were bringing her back."
"have a good day, sir," replied the officer.[/quote]
I lol'd hard at that. :monkey