jarhead1911A
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veryone knows Murphy's Law: "Anything that can go wrong, will go wrong..." -
Here are some other Laws you may not have heard of, including some I made up myself:
Andy’s Law of Nature’s Call: The filthier your hands are, the stronger the need to go to the bathroom will be.
Andy’s Law of Fasteners: The more inaccessible the location of a bolt or nut, the more “boogered up” the threads will be.
Andy’s Law of the Shop Phone: The phone will only ring after you have begun to apply a fast curing adhesive, sealant, or epoxy.
Andy’s Law of Arachnophobia: The more intricate, involved, and delicate the task, the bigger the spider will be that you suddenly notice is very near you.
Lorenz's Law of Mechanical Repair: Your nose will begin to itch after your hands become coated with grease.
Anthony's Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible location.
Lowery's Law of Home Repair: If it jams, force it. If it breaks, it needed replacing anyway.
Beach's Law: Interchangeable parts aren't.
Tussman's Law: Nothing is as inevitable as a mistake whose time has come.
William's Law: There is no mechanical problem so difficult that it cannot be solved by brute strength and ignorance.
Lane's Law of Supply and Demand: The one item you need is always in short supply.
Cannon's Kharmic Law: If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning, you will have a flat tire.
Martin's Law of Meteorology: The worse the weather, the more you are required to be out in it.
Ehrlich's Law: The first rule of intelligent tinkering is to save all the parts.
Norman Einstein's Law: If it's stupid but it works, it isn't stupid.
Col. Murphy's Law of Combat: Never forget that your weapon was made by the lowest bidder!
Here are some other Laws you may not have heard of, including some I made up myself:
Andy’s Law of Nature’s Call: The filthier your hands are, the stronger the need to go to the bathroom will be.
Andy’s Law of Fasteners: The more inaccessible the location of a bolt or nut, the more “boogered up” the threads will be.
Andy’s Law of the Shop Phone: The phone will only ring after you have begun to apply a fast curing adhesive, sealant, or epoxy.
Andy’s Law of Arachnophobia: The more intricate, involved, and delicate the task, the bigger the spider will be that you suddenly notice is very near you.
Lorenz's Law of Mechanical Repair: Your nose will begin to itch after your hands become coated with grease.
Anthony's Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible location.
Lowery's Law of Home Repair: If it jams, force it. If it breaks, it needed replacing anyway.
Beach's Law: Interchangeable parts aren't.
Tussman's Law: Nothing is as inevitable as a mistake whose time has come.
William's Law: There is no mechanical problem so difficult that it cannot be solved by brute strength and ignorance.
Lane's Law of Supply and Demand: The one item you need is always in short supply.
Cannon's Kharmic Law: If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning, you will have a flat tire.
Martin's Law of Meteorology: The worse the weather, the more you are required to be out in it.
Ehrlich's Law: The first rule of intelligent tinkering is to save all the parts.
Norman Einstein's Law: If it's stupid but it works, it isn't stupid.
Col. Murphy's Law of Combat: Never forget that your weapon was made by the lowest bidder!
