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Thread: Man Goes on Mass Killing Rampage in NYC with gun.. wait.. not a gun.. a steak knife?

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    Man Goes on Mass Killing Rampage in NYC with gun.. wait.. not a gun.. a steak knife?

    Please, we need to limit the amount of steak knives that a person can buy in a 30 day period, make sure that all steak knives are not "high capacity" steak knives. Please, it is obviously that anyone who condones allowing anyone to buy a steak knife is just protecting criminals...

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    guns dont kill steak, steak knives do.

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    OMG! He had SIX knives?
    What was he planning to do with all of those, carve a cow?
    Or maybe he was a door-to-door salesman for the company?

    Nobody needs to have a steak knife anyway.
    You can roast a piece of beef so it's nice & tender & falls apart with a spoon.
    Better yet, don't eat meat!
    It we all ate only vegetables, the world would be a much nicer place.

    The frenzy finally came to an end after Gelman wildly hacked at a man on an uptown No. 3 train leaving Penn Station for 42nd St., sending screaming passengers running to safety.
    Wouldn't it be nice if that said:
    The frenzy finally came to an end after Gelman pulled a knife on a passenger on the uptown #3 train and in response she used the Glock pistol concealed in her coat pocket to shoot Gelman 3 times. There were also a dozen or so other shots from several nearby passengers.

    There will be no charges filed against any of the passengers, as they were obviously acting in self-defense. The Mayor & Chief of Police plan an award ceremony later this week, giving them all citations for bravery & good citizenship.
    Last edited by MKEgal; 02-22-2011 at 05:56 PM.
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