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    ten reasons men prefer guns over women

    thought this was funny
    > Happy Valentine's Day!!
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    > Top Ten Reasons Why Men Prefer Guns Over Women
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    > And here we go...
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    > #10 - You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.
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    > #9 - You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.
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    > #8 - If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.
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    > #7 - Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.
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    > #6 - Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.
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    > #5 - A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.
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    > #4 - Guns function normally every day of the month.
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    > #3 - A gun doesn't ask , "Do these new grips make me look fat?"
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    > #2 - A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.
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    > And the Number One reason
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    > Why Men Prefer Guns over women....
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    > #1 - You can buy a silencer for a gun!
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    omg so win!
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    These ten reasons should be included in "The Bill of Rights for Men."
    The words of a tyrant: “I never entertain opposing opinions. I am always right.”

    Socialism is just another dirty word for totalitarianism.

    "Guard with jealous attention the public liberty. Suspect every one who approaches that jewel. Unfortunately, nothing will preserve it but downright force. Whenever you give up that force, you are inevitably ruined." -Patrick Henry

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    my gun doesnt reach into my wallet regularly, my wife and kids on the other hand...........

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    13. The life-cycle cost of my firearm is less than 2% of the life-cycle cost of my ex-wife.
    The First protects the Second, and the Second protects the First. Together, they protect the rest of our Bill of Rights and our United States Constitution, and help We the People protect ourselves in the spirit of our Declaration of Independence.

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    Talking In the spirit of fairness...

    Top Ten Reasons Why Women Prefer Guns Over Men

    #10 - You can buy a new 22 whenever you want... or several of them.

    #9 - You can keep a 9 & a 10 & a 22 & a 38 & a 40 & a 45 all in the same house.
    They won't fight, you won't get in trouble with the law, & you don't have to pick up after them.

    #8 - If you admire a friend's gun, she won't be upset.

    #7 - A gun fires more than once an hour.

    #6 - A gun won't fire until you want it to.

    #5 - A gun can stay locked away until you want to use it; you can have your fun then put it away again.

    #4 - Guns are there for you no matter the season or what's on TV.

    #3 - A gun will go wherever you want without complaining.

    #2 - A gun doesn't care what you look like.

    #1 - Guns don't snore.
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    well,,,

    I had stopped reading this thread, until I saw a woman respond.
    I knew the silly guys would get an earful!
    jokes like this are also made about motorcycles, still funny.
    you can compare men, or woman to anything in this world,
    but it is really comparing things you love, with things you want to love you back!
    fact is we can all love guns and motorcycles, and the woman or men in our
    lives, and make disparaging remarks about each of them, but the guns
    and motorcycles dont care, they dont get hurt feelings, in fact fact they dont care at all,
    AND they wont ever LOVE you back!

    If my guns and my motorcycle loved me, I would have it made!!
    EMNofSeattle wrote: Your idea of freedom terrifies me. So you are actually right. I am perfectly happy with what you call tyranny.....

    “If ever a time should come, when vain and aspiring men shall possess the highest seats in Government, our country will stand in need of its experienced patriots to prevent its ruin.”

    Stand up for your Rights,, They have no authority on their own...

    All power is inherent in the people,
    it is their right and duty to be at all times ARMED!

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    http://directorblue.blogspot.com/201...guns-over.html

    10 Reasons Women Prefer Guns Over Men

    (the other #1) A gun will never shoot early, but always shoot when you want it to shoot.

    1. You can easily trade that snubby in for something with a longer barrel.

    2. You can keep a gun clean with a little Hoppe's and some elbow grease.

    3. A gun never complains about the fit of its holster.

    4. A gun doesn't need to watch a bad Western on video before you take it to the range.

    5. Too many rounds and shots over the years don't cause the trigger guard to grow and sag.

    6. You can carry a gun in your pants all day without it becoming a pest.

    7. A gun doesn't complain if you want to spend more than 15 minutes at the range.

    8. Emission of noxious gases is always under your control.

    9. A gun doesn't call you a tease after you do a bit of dry fire.

    10. A gun doesn't need to take a nap after each shot.
    I don't mind watching the OC-Community (tea party 2.0's, who have hijacked the OC-Community) cannibalize itself. I do mind watching OC dragged through the gutter. OC is an exercise of A Right. I choose to not OC; I choose to not own firearms. I choose to leave the OC-Community to it's own self-inflicted injuries, and eventual implosion. Carry on...

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    This is hilarious, so I have to add my $0.02

    Between that gals and the guys, I don't know what made me laugh harder. Just what I needed this morning.

    10: A gun doesn't need 50 holsters with matching magazine pouches.

    09: A gun never complains about barrel length.

    08: You can leave the gun at home and it won't expect you to be back at a certain time.

    07: A gun doesn't care if you play with it in public.

    06: Most guys can set a gun off with just one hand.

    05: You can get training on how to work with a gun.

    04: Recoil is manageable with a gun.

    03: You can make a video of your new gun and put it on the internet without getting in trouble.

    02: A gun doesn't take 2 hours getting ready to go out.

    And the number one reason is!!!!!!!!!

    01: Guns don't get mad if you want to upgrade their parts!!!!!!


    Just thought I should add that my girlfriend helped me write this.
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    All very valid points and **** funny. Dont know the last time i laughed so hard. My brothers got a shirt with the first set on it. But the other ones i gota say very nice work comin up with thoses

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    Quote Originally Posted by CalicoJack10 View Post
    This is hilarious, so I have to add my $0.02

    Between that gals and the guys, I don't know what made me laugh harder. Just what I needed this morning.

    10: A gun doesn't need 50 holsters with matching magazine pouches.

    09: A gun never complains about barrel length.

    08: You can leave the gun at home and it won't expect you to be back at a certain time.

    07: A gun doesn't care if you play with it in public.

    06: Most guys can set a gun off with just one hand.

    05: You can get training on how to work with a gun.

    04: Recoil is manageable with a gun.

    03: You can make a video of your new gun and put it on the internet without getting in trouble.

    02: A gun doesn't take 2 hours getting ready to go out.

    And the number one reason is!!!!!!!!!

    01: Guns don't get mad if you want to upgrade their parts!!!!!!


    Just thought I should add that my girlfriend helped me write this.
    on #7: the gun might not care, but I'm sure onlookers would mind in most settings.

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