1. Is it Real? Yes.
2. Why do you carry a firearm? For Personal Protection.
3. Why don't you conceal it? Personal Preference.
4. I don't understand why you carry? I do.
5. Are you going to pull that out and shoot everybody? I will only use it as needed for Self-Defense.
6. What are you afraid of? Not a damn thing.
7. Aren't you afraid someone will try to take it? Nope.
8. Are you compensating for something? 4" isn't much compensation, maybe I should carry my 7.5" .44 Magnum Stainless Steel Revolver.
9. Aren't you worried the children will be afraid? Nope, they only fear what they are taught to fear.
10. Won't the police arrest or shoot you? Nope.
Simple answers are usually best.