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Why Handguns Are Better Than Spouses

jpm84092

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#10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.
#9. You can keep one handgun at home and have another for when you're on the road.
#8. If you admire a friend's handgun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.
#7. Your primary handgun doesn't mind if you keep another handgun for a backup.
#6. Your handgun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.
#5. A handgun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.
#4. Handguns function normally every day of the month.
#3. A handgun doesn't ask , "Do these new grips make me look fat?"
#2. A handgun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.
And the number one reason a handgun is favored over a spouse
#1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A HANDGUN


Just saying...
 
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McX

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verily, verily, i say unto you: the gun toting cat doth speaketh the truth!
 
theoicarry

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jpm84092 said:
#10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.
#9. You can keep one handgun at home and have another for when you're on the road.
#8. If you admire a friend's handgun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.
#7. Your primary handgun doesn't mind if you keep another handgun for a backup.
#6. Your handgun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.
#5. A handgun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.
#4. Handguns function normally every day of the month.
#3. A handgun doesn't ask , "Do these new grips make me look fat?"
#2. A handgun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.
And the number one reason a handgun is favored over a spouse
#1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A HANDGUN


Just saying...[/QUO

I will not go there at this time.
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GLOCK21GB

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When you wake up, your sexy Glock still looks Sexy.

Guns don't talk back

Your gun does as it's told

your gun won't "accidentally' get knocked up & screw you with child support

Your gun still looks hot after 25 years

Your gun won't get saggy, fat & bone ugly when it get's older

your gun won't lose interest in you & get bitchy

your gun won't say get that thing away from me when you go to insert a loaded magazine.

you don't have to wine & dine it just to get it to work right

your gun will always be faithful to you.

your gun won't say not tonight

When it come time to sell your old gun to your buddy, you won't get arrested for human trafficking.

your gun won't screw your best friend

your gun won't get jealous when you look at another gun

Your gun won't divorce you & take half

You can throw your gun against a wall or on the ground when it pisses you off & not go to jail

your gun can't lie & claim you beat it , then take a restraining order out against you.

Your gun won't ask you if it's ok if it brings home a Black guy

your gun won't ask you totally dumb questions ALL the freeking time

your gun won't leave blow dryers & long hairs all over the sink

your gun won't bitch at you when you leave the toilet seat up - where it belongs

your gun won't get pissy about you leaving the lights on

your gun won't order you to pick up Tampons from the Store
 
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MKEgal

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When this list showed up on another thread, I came up with the following rebuttal:

Top Ten Reasons Women Prefer Guns Over Men

#10 - You can buy a new 22 whenever you want... or several of them.

#9 - You can keep a 9 & a 10 & a 22 & a 38 & a 40 & a 45 all in the same house.
They won't fight, you won't get in trouble with the law, & you don't have to pick up after them.

#8 - If you admire a friend's gun, she won't be upset.

#7 - A gun fires more than once an hour.

#6 - A gun won't fire until you want it to.

#5 - A gun can stay locked away until you want to use it; you can have your fun then put it away again.

#4 - Guns are there for you no matter the season or what's on TV.

#3 - A gun will go wherever you want without complaining.

#2 - A gun doesn't care what you look like.

#1 - Guns don't snore.

I posted that on my blog here on OCDO, and since9 added this list:
since9 said:
11. A gun won't ask you to scratch its back three times a day.

12. Guns neither belch nor fart.

13. You never have to worry about a gun scratching its privates while you're trying to entertain company.

14. Guns don't pick their noses in public.

15. When you kick in your sleep, guns don't kick back.

16. Guns don't leave beer-bottle rings all over the furniture.

17. When you clean a gun, it stays clean.

18. Guns don't leave the lights on in every room of the house.

19. Guns don't clean out the fridge within 24 hours after you've shopped for groceries.

20. Guns always like the same music and TV shows you do.
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XDFDE45

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Outdoorsman1 said:
Its easier to open carry a sidearm than to open carry (some) spouses...

Outdoorsman.
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Zeus

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I love both top tens :) I will print them out and hang em up at my work bench.
 
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