I wasn't sure were to put this so i just plunked it here. To give you a little back ground on my midget fireball. She was raised in Alaska by an Aunt with VERY liberal views of the world. She is also 12 years younger than me, so our world views aren't all ways the same. I'm kind of a "What would John Wayne do?" guy. She is allways going out of her way to help any one. While i tend to give them the once over first. She has stolen my clothes to give to the homless drunk that lives behind the store she works at. She has also taken my tent and sleeping bag to give to the one that lives around the bar where she works. Now these 2 guys don't beg and they do odd jobs to earn money for food and stuff. But they are drunks and admit it. Now, the other night we came out of Wal-Mart and a guy come up to us asking for money. I stepped to the side keeping my body between him and my weapon. I'm fixing to turn him down just as she forks over 2 bucks. He looks at it then up at her. He says " Come on i know you got more than that." She snatches the 2 bucks and tells him to have intercourse with himself. Thats the closest she'll come to cussing. I thought it was amussing to see a 4'11 90 pound women leave a 6'3 200 pound man completly flabbergasted.
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