The conversation went something along these lines when a driver rolled down his window and handed over his DL along with his Concealed Carry permit.
“Are you presently carrying a weapon?”
“Where is it and what is it?”
“I have a .45 automatic in a waist band cross draw, a .38 Special S&W in a pocket holster, a .44 Magnum in the glove box, an AR-15 and a shotgun in the trunk.”
“Are you traveling to or from a shooting range?”
“Then what are you afraid of?”
“Not a damn thing!“