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    Dec 2009
    Davisburg, Michigan, United States

    Cute Poem

    Don't know who wrote it, but its still worth reading.

    There's a terrible flood, and a fellow climbs to the highest part of his roof and prays for God to rescue him.

    A boat comes along, and they say 'Jump in!' and the fellow says 'It's OK, God will rescue me!'

    Another boat, same response.

    The water is now lapping at his waist, and a helicopter flys in. 'Grab the rope!' they say. 'No, No, God will rescue me!'

    The water closes over his head, and he is soon standing in front of God. 'God.' he says, 'Why didn't you rescue me?'

    And God replies, 'I sent two boats and a helicopter! What were you waiting for?'

    He sent me a pistol; how about you?

    I find absolutely no contradiction in the term 'Armed Christian'

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    Founder's Club Member thebigsd's Avatar
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    That's pretty good. I'll have to try "god gave me the pistol" with my wife the next time i buy one.
    "When seconds count between living or dying, the police are only minutes away."

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    Davisburg, Michigan, United States

    Thumbs up

    Just fall back on Luke 22:36, you'll be all good.

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    Regular Member 1245A Defender's Avatar
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    north mason county, Washington, USA



    that not a poem,,,
    it is a joke...
    and you screwed it up!!!

    it is not meant to be biblical.
    (just ignore the last two lines), thats how it goes.
    Last edited by 1245A Defender; 04-12-2011 at 01:30 AM.
    EMNofSeattle wrote: Your idea of freedom terrifies me. So you are actually right. I am perfectly happy with what you call tyranny.....

    “If ever a time should come, when vain and aspiring men shall possess the highest seats in Government, our country will stand in need of its experienced patriots to prevent its ruin.”

    Stand up for your Rights,, They have no authority on their own...

    All power is inherent in the people,
    it is their right and duty to be at all times ARMED!

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