Cute Poem

Don't know who wrote it, but its still worth reading.

There's a terrible flood, and a fellow climbs to the highest part of his roof and prays for God to rescue him.

A boat comes along, and they say 'Jump in!' and the fellow says 'It's OK, God will rescue me!'

Another boat, same response.

The water is now lapping at his waist, and a helicopter flys in. 'Grab the rope!' they say. 'No, No, God will rescue me!'

The water closes over his head, and he is soon standing in front of God. 'God.' he says, 'Why didn't you rescue me?'

And God replies, 'I sent two boats and a helicopter! What were you waiting for?'

He sent me a pistol; how about you?

I find absolutely no contradiction in the term 'Armed Christian'

That's pretty good. I'll have to try "god gave me the pistol" with my wife the next time i buy one.

Just fall back on Luke 22:36, you'll be all good.

well,,,

stainless1911,,

that not a poem,,,
it is a joke...
and you screwed it up!!!

it is not meant to be biblical.
(just ignore the last two lines), thats how it goes.