stainless1911
Banned
Don't know who wrote it, but its still worth reading.
There's a terrible flood, and a fellow climbs to the highest part of his roof and prays for God to rescue him.
A boat comes along, and they say 'Jump in!' and the fellow says 'It's OK, God will rescue me!'
Another boat, same response.
The water is now lapping at his waist, and a helicopter flys in. 'Grab the rope!' they say. 'No, No, God will rescue me!'
The water closes over his head, and he is soon standing in front of God. 'God.' he says, 'Why didn't you rescue me?'
And God replies, 'I sent two boats and a helicopter! What were you waiting for?'
He sent me a pistol; how about you?
I find absolutely no contradiction in the term 'Armed Christian'
There's a terrible flood, and a fellow climbs to the highest part of his roof and prays for God to rescue him.
A boat comes along, and they say 'Jump in!' and the fellow says 'It's OK, God will rescue me!'
Another boat, same response.
The water is now lapping at his waist, and a helicopter flys in. 'Grab the rope!' they say. 'No, No, God will rescue me!'
The water closes over his head, and he is soon standing in front of God. 'God.' he says, 'Why didn't you rescue me?'
And God replies, 'I sent two boats and a helicopter! What were you waiting for?'
He sent me a pistol; how about you?
I find absolutely no contradiction in the term 'Armed Christian'