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    Spooky.

    The neighbor was punching his wife in the face. Her boyfriend kicked him in the leg and knocked him down. I sat on my porch and watched the whole thing quietly as I drank beer.

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    well,,,

    what brand?
    EMNofSeattle wrote: Your idea of freedom terrifies me. So you are actually right. I am perfectly happy with what you call tyranny.....

    “If ever a time should come, when vain and aspiring men shall possess the highest seats in Government, our country will stand in need of its experienced patriots to prevent its ruin.”

    Stand up for your Rights,, They have no authority on their own...

    All power is inherent in the people,
    it is their right and duty to be at all times ARMED!

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    Quote Originally Posted by 1245A Defender View Post
    what brand?
    Indeed sir.

    Inquiring minds would like to know..

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    Beer is only as satisfying as the bacon you eat with it. Was there bacon involved?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dahwg View Post
    Beer is only as satisfying as the bacon you eat with it. Was there bacon involved?
    You sir, are a genius. Now I must have bacon with my next beer.

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    What was the fight about?
    No free man shall ever be debarred the use of arms. Thomas Jefferson (1776)

    If you go into a store, with a gun, and rob it, you have forfeited your right to not get shot - Joe Deters, Hamilton County (Cincinnati) Prosecutor

    I ask sir, what is the militia? It is the whole people except for a few politicians. - George Mason (father of the Bill of Rights and The Virginia Declaration of Rights)

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    Front porch or back porch..?

    Outdoorsman1

    PS..Good for you for not getting involved....

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    Quote Originally Posted by 4angrybadgers View Post
    You sir, are a genius. Now I must have bacon with my next beer.
    Or bacon flavored beer. Or at least a couple of Slim-Jims. Yum.

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    You couldnt at least shoot at em? Not even a little?

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    Quote Originally Posted by 4angrybadgers View Post
    You sir, are a genius. Now I must have bacon with my next beer.


    /drool

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    Dammit it hurts to laugh, stop that!
    "The fourth man's dark, accusing song had scratched our comfort hard and long..."
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    Quote Originally Posted by babarock View Post
    Or bacon flavored beer. Or at least a couple of Slim-Jims. Yum.
    I'm gonna pretend you didn't just put Slim-Jims and bacon in the same paragraph...



    Quote Originally Posted by VW_Factor View Post
    <video>

    /drool
    EPIC. I'm adding that to my bookmarks - there are some really tasty breakfast ideas in that video.

    On a side note, here's one of my (rarely eaten) favorite breakfasts. I call it the Heart Attack Bowl:

    1. Weave 2+ strips of bacon into a mat in an oven-safe bowl. (You might want to partially pre-cook the bacon.)
    2. Sprinkle brown sugar onto the bacon.
    3. Crack an egg into the bacon "bowl".
    4. Top with shredded cheddar.
    5. Bake @ 350 degrees for 15-20 minutes (until the egg and bacon are done).

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    Quote Originally Posted by protias View Post
    What was the fight about?
    Hmm lemme think...

    The neighbor was punching his wife in the face.
    Her boyfriend kicked him in the leg and knocked him down.
    It's getting clearer...
    Last edited by rotorhead; 04-15-2011 at 04:44 PM.

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    Bacon + Chocolate + anything
    ... including ice cream.
    It takes a village to raise an idiot.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 4angrybadgers View Post
    I'm gonna pretend you didn't just put Slim-Jims and bacon in the same paragraph...
    What? You've never had my famous Slim-Jims and bacon seasoned chili
    Last edited by babarock; 04-17-2011 at 12:07 AM.

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    Cool

    I don't much care what brand. I like whats on sale and gets me happy.

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    mmmmm Baacon

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    Unclean

    Cloven-hooved meat and alcohol.

    Infidels. Phht.

    (Personally I prefer crispy and 18 years old.)


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    Quote Originally Posted by Citizen View Post
    Cloven-hooved meat and alcohol.

    Infidels. Phht.

    (Personally I prefer crispy and 18 years old.)

    Ah ha! The truth is out. Room temperature Glenfiddich?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Grapeshot View Post
    Ah ha! The truth is out. Room temperature Glenfiddich?
    Or, Balvenie Double-Wood, or Glenfiddich Solera (aged in sherry barrels), or Glen Morangie Port finish, or Johnny Walker Gold Label, or McCallans, or...

    Jeez. I should just move to Scotland.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Citizen View Post
    Or, Balvenie Double-Wood, or Glenfiddich Solera (aged in sherry barrels), or Glen Morangie Port finish, or Johnny Walker Gold Label, or McCallans, or...

    Jeez. I should just move to Scotland.

    All scotch tastes like lighter fluid--or how I assume lighter fluid tastes, even single malt...my simple taste is Crown Royal. The $234 bottle if you're buying, Citizen...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kirbinator View Post
    Bacon + Chocolate + anything
    ... including ice cream.
    Denny's actually has a Bacon and Maple sundae. I almost ordered it, but it was 3 in the morning and I was getting ready to go to bed, not sure if it would have set right(getting older truly sucks).

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    The GLENLIVET 18 yr and Fletchers thick sliced Bacon on thick toast oooh what A combo!!!
    I truly Love my Country, But the government scares the he!! out of me.

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    Let me guess.... the Husband is in the military and he just got back from deployment? I have heard this story 100 times... though I am not sure I would have stayed out of it. A guy hitting a female close fist deserves to mysteriously fall down face first onto the concrete and subdued until LEO's decide to show up.
    "So there I was between a rock and a hard place, when it hit me... What am I doing on this side of the rock?"

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    My immediate past ex told me about an incident that happened while he was in basic training.
    A group of guys were sitting around on the steps one night waiting to go to town.
    One of their girlfriends showed up. She & the boyfriend got into a fight. He hit her.
    Very very quickly after that he fell down.
    Several times.
    In fact, my (ex) BF launched himself from about 6 steps up & tackled the guy.
    It took about 4 of them to help him to the CO's office because he fell down and hurt himself so often along the way.
    That's what they told the CO. I don't know what the unfortunate object of their attentions told him in private.
    The girl was very grateful for the help, and the other guys told her that her guy was a lout and any of the rest of them would be better to her than he was.

    Of course, the woman in the OP certainly helped create the bad situation, but they should've worked it out like adults, not apes.

    I've told my boyfriends that they get one "oops".
    One major, relationship-ending screw-up free.
    One "I don't know what came over me, I'll never hurt you again"
    or
    "But honey, she kissed me"
    or something along those lines.
    The second time, we're done.
    (And even with a free pass they'll have some serious re-earning of trust to do.)
    Last edited by MKEgal; 04-21-2011 at 09:38 PM.
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