Boy Howdy. Talk about both barrels!
I've been interested in your classes. And your offer for free training in exchange for helping with the video. Alas I am like 7 hours away from you....
Plus I am old and fat. I don't feel the need to jump, hop, and genuflect while annihilating targets. Do you have sort of a Rooster Cogburn class? You know. Where us old timers sit as high as possible upon our steeds? We could throw out gravelly incoherent insults along with hot led aimed at dipsh*ts painted on plywood? Now that would be a class.
p.s. Best of luck with your event this weekend. Apparently everything that could ever happen in Wisco is happening this weekend. I personally booked myself the Civil War.