Now now j4l you know bedding materials and sinkholes will always take precedence over your right to defend such a little thing as...your life.
I say it's worthy of a minimum 8 hour debate on the virtues of new bedding materials vs. recycled.
I want no amendments to this one either...unless it's for mandating the use of organic cotton and pillowtops.
Discovery of any previously used bedding shall be a third degree felony, although "accidental exposure" of the used portion shall not be subject to criminal prosecution (unless, in the officer's sole discretion, the exposure was either not accidental nor for the purpose of intimidation). Should the used bedding be exposed with malice aforethought and premeditation, this shall be a capital offense.
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