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    Thumbs up Gun Control Quote of the Day

    "The philosophy of gun control: Teenagers are roaring through town at 90 MPH, where the speed limit is 25. Your solution is to lower the speed limit to 20." - Sam Cohen, inventor of the Neutron Bomb

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ruiner.NIN View Post
    "The philosophy of gun control: Teenagers are roaring through town at 90 MPH, where the speed limit is 25. Your solution is to lower the speed limit to 20." - Sam Cohen, inventor of the Neutron Bomb
    The correct response should be raise the speed limit to 100 mph. Problem solved no one will be breaking speeding limits.




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    Quote Originally Posted by Ruiner.NIN View Post
    "The philosophy of gun control: Teenagers are roaring through town at 90 MPH, where the speed limit is 25. Your solution is to lower the speed limit to 20." - Sam Cohen, inventor of the Neutron Bomb
    Ban teenagers.
    A citizen may not be required to offer a ―good and substantial reason-- why he should be permitted to exercise his rights. The right‘s existence is all the reason he needs.

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    At least when they have to hold up their pants, it keeps the hands off of other peoples property.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gundude View Post
    Ban teenagers.
    +1. Sounds exactly what I would expect from the antis.

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    Ban cheap low cost "saturday special" tires. Ban large tires because you can't drive fast with small tires. Require high velocity tires to have special federal government approval and tax stamps and serial numbers and oh, of course, you have to surrender your 4th amendment rights so they can inspect them any time they want. And for the finishing touch you can no longer have a silencer (ie muffler) installed because that is somehow more dangerous than keeping things more quiet.
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