After unrelenting inquiries as to the manner of burial Bin Ladin received, the Obama Administration releases new information. With respect to all faiths, and people worldwide who would have concerns as to the site of Bin Ladin’s Grave it was decided to bury him at sea. This choice is considered by all to be the best way to have access to him without restrictions. At any time, all one has to do is find a place, anywhere in the world where the water comes in contact with the sea, and he, or she, can pay homage to his spirit in accordance to their beliefs’. “As for me”, one spokesperson said, “I believe I’ll take a piss, the President can pray.” (Courtesy of Freedom Press)