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Great police report. Gotta Love the Marines.

KiltedRonin

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enjoy the article, I know I did.

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NG19

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Man, I didn't know curbs to be so dangerous:). They are everywhere, what will police do if they start acting out toward everyone.
 

since9

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Man, I didn't know curbs to be so dangerous:). They are everywhere, what will police do if they start acting out toward everyone.

Probably say something like "Back away from the curb! Stand back! It's dangerous!"

That's only if the police are on scene, however. If not, hopefully some marines will be on handy to protect future assailants from even greater curbside injury.
 

NG19

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Yup, those Marines always seem to be in the right place at both the right and wrong times. They always seem to come out ahead though.
 

ixtow

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This curb needs rehabilitation. Clearly, it and it's owner are dangerous and need to be registered on some State list. Underprivileged Minority Curbs only act out like this because they don't have the advantages that Caucasian Curbs have. No, scratch that. Who needs an Assault Curb, anyway? All it's good for is spraying patrons with broken bones! There will be blood in the streets if we don't ban all these Assault Curbs! OMG, I was just typing this message on my Droid Phone and almost decapitated by one! It came out of nowhere and without warning!
 

since9

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This curb needs rehabilitation. Clearly, it and it's owner are dangerous and need to be registered on some State list.

I've seen many curbs scattered among the most fragile humans, that of suburban families, tattooed with identifying serial number. This is presumably done to keep track of them and ensure they don't engage in illicit activities. Also, on occasion I've spotted identical serial numbers, so I believe instead of representing individual curbs, the tattooed numbers represent family units.
 
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