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Thread: 2 Terrorists and a Marine.... Humor....

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    Regular Member Outdoorsman1's Avatar
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    Thumbs up 2 Terrorists and a Marine.... Humor....

    With all the seriousness with whats going on in Madison these day's I thought a good joke would be in order....

    From my other favorite website....

    Two terrorists boarded a flight out of London . One took a window seat and the other sat next to him in the middle seat. Just before takeoff, a U.S. Marine sat down in the aisle seat.

    After takeoff the Marine kicked his shoes off, wiggled his toes and was settling in when the Arab in the window seat said 'I need to get up and get a coke.' 'Don't get up,' said the Marine 'I'm in the aisle seat, 'I'll get it for you.'
    As soon as he left one of the Arabs picked up the Marines shoe and spat in it. When the Marine returned with the coke, the other Arab said, 'That looks good. I'd really like one too.'

    Again, the Marine obligingly went to fetch it.
    While he was gone the other Arab picked up the Marines other shoe and spat in it. When the Marine returned they all sat back and enjoyed the flight.
    As the plane was landing the Marine slipped his feet into his shoes and knew immediately what had happened. He leaned over and asked his Arab neighbors, 'Why does it have to be this way?'
    'How long must this go on? This fighting between our nations? This hatred? This animosity? This spitting in shoes and pis*ing in cokes?'

    Last edited by Outdoorsman1; 06-08-2011 at 10:01 AM.
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    needed that today. lesson for us too is never accept a coffee at the Bux from a known lefter.

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    I've read that one before. Still love it!
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    Regular Member Zeus's Avatar
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    I hope he stirred the glass with natures stir stick too!
    When the people fear their government, there is tyranny; when the government fears the people, there is liberty.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Zeus View Post
    I hope he stirred the glass with natures stir stick too!
    Let's all hope it wasn't a can... :-S
    "I don't really care for "cream cheese"..."

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