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    three eyed monster

    thought y'all might like this, got it from my aunt the social worker.
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    A home invader's worst nightmare.




    Words of wisdom,



    If you own a gun, you will appreciate this.

    If not, you should get one and learn how to use it.


    Shooting Advice:

    Cops carry guns to protect themselves, not to protect you.

    Never let someone or thing that threatens you get inside arms length and neversay "Ive got a gun". If you feel you need to use deadly force for heavens sake let the "first sound they hear be the safety clicking off", and they shouldn't have time to hear anything after that if you are doing your job.

    'The average response time of a 911 call is over 23 minutes the responsetime of a .44 magnum is 1400 feet per second.'

    Clint Smith, Director of Thunder Ranch, is a drill instructor (Thunder Ranch is a firearms training facility in Arizona ). Here are a few of his observations on tactics, firearms, self-defense and life as we know it in the civilized world.

    "The most important rule in a gunfight is: Always win and cheat if necessary.""Don't forget, incoming fire has the right of way.."

    "Make your attacker advance through a wall of bullets. You may get killed with your own gun, but he'll have to beat you to death with it, cause it's going to be empty."
    "If you're not shooting', you should be loading'. If you're not loading', you should be moving', if you're not moving', someone's going to cut your head off and put it on a stick."

    "When you reload in low light encounters, don't put your flashlight in your back pocket.. If you light yourself up, you'll look like an angel or the tooth fairy... and you're going to be one of 'em pretty soon."

    "Do something. It may be wrong, but do something."

    "Shoot what's available, as long as it's available, until something elsebecomes available."

    "If you carry a gun, people will call you paranoid.. That's ridiculous. If you have a gun, what in the hell do you have to be paranoid for?"

    "Don't shoot fast, unless you also shoot good."

    "You can say 'stop' or 'alto' or use any other word you think will work, but I've found that a large bore muzzle pointed at someone's head is pretty much the universal language."

    "You have the rest of your life to solve your problems.. How long you live depends on how well you do it."

    "You cannot save the planet, but you may be able to save yourself and your family."

    "Thunder Ranch will be here as long as you'll have us or until someone makesus go away, and either way, it will be exciting."


    More Excellent Gun Wisdom

    The purpose of fighting is to win. There is no possible victory in defense. The sword is more important than the shield, and skill is more important than either. The final weapon is the brain. All else is supplemental.

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    Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.


    2. If you find yourself in a fair fight, your tactics suck.

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    I carry a gun cause a cop is too heavy.

    4. When seconds count, the cops are just minutes away.

    5.
    A reporter did a human-interest piece on the Texas Rangers. The reporter recognized the Colt Model 1911 the Ranger was carrying and asked him 'Why doyou carry a 45?' The Ranger responded, 'Because they don't make a 46.'

    6. An armed man will kill an unarmed man with monotonous regularity.

    7.
    The old sheriff was attending an awards dinner when a lady commented on his wearing his sidearm. 'Sheriff, I see you have your pistol. Are you expecting trouble?' 'No ma'am. If I were expecting trouble, I would have brought my rifle.'

    8. Beware of the woman who only has one gun, because she probably knows how to use it very well.

    'The true soldier fights not because he hates what is in front of him, but because he loves what is behind him.'

    G. K. Chesterton

    A people that values its privileges above its principles will soon lose both.

    "Those who hammer their guns into plows will plow for those who do not..."- Thomas Jefferson.

    If you believe in the 2nd Amendment, please forward.


    Luke 22:36 ; 36Then said he unto them, But now, he that hath a purse, let him take it, and likewise his scrip: and he that hath no sword, let him sell his garment, and buy one.

    "guns are like a Parachute, if you don't have one when you need it, you will not need one again"
    - unknown

    i you call a CHP a CCW then you are really stupid. period.

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    STANDING OVATION! BRAVO BRAVO!

    This calls for dancing fruit!


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    here's another one

    here's another one that my social worker aunt sent me.




    Top Ten Reasons Why Men Prefer Guns Over Women


    And here we go..

    #10 - You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.

    #9 - You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.

    #8 - If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.

    #7 - Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.

    #6 - Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.

    #5 - A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

    #4 - Guns function normally every day of the month.

    #3 - A gun doesn't ask , "Do these new grips make me look fat?"

    #2 - A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.


    And the Number One reason
    Why Men Prefer Guns over women.....


    #1 - You can buy a silencer for a gun
    Luke 22:36 ; 36Then said he unto them, But now, he that hath a purse, let him take it, and likewise his scrip: and he that hath no sword, let him sell his garment, and buy one.

    "guns are like a Parachute, if you don't have one when you need it, you will not need one again"
    - unknown

    i you call a CHP a CCW then you are really stupid. period.

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    Quote Originally Posted by papa bear View Post
    here's another one...
    Two questions:

    1. How many people here have seen this "joke" more than 5 times on these forums?

    2. How many people here, regardless of your gender, find this offensive?
    The First protects the Second, and the Second protects the First. Together, they protect the rest of our Bill of Rights and our United States Constitution, and help We the People protect ourselves in the spirit of our Declaration of Independence.

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    1 Ive seen it several times here and other places.
    2 If it offends you get overit.
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    well,,,

    Quote Originally Posted by since9 View Post
    Two questions:

    1. How many people here have seen this "joke" more than 5 times on these forums?

    2. How many people here, regardless of your gender, find this offensive?
    ive seen it lots of time before, im not offended, but it is kind of rude to women.

    MKEgal posted one for why women prefer guns over men! payback!!
    EMNofSeattle wrote: Your idea of freedom terrifies me. So you are actually right. I am perfectly happy with what you call tyranny.....

    If ever a time should come, when vain and aspiring men shall possess the highest seats in Government, our country will stand in need of its experienced patriots to prevent its ruin.

    Stand up for your Rights,, They have no authority on their own...

    All power is inherent in the people,
    it is their right and duty to be at all times ARMED!

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    Quote Originally Posted by 1245A Defender View Post
    ive seen it lots of time before, im not offended, but it is kind of rude to women.

    MKEgal posted one for why women prefer guns over men! payback!!
    Lol, yes it was! I added items 11-20 to her blog. To be fair, they were all true.
    The First protects the Second, and the Second protects the First. Together, they protect the rest of our Bill of Rights and our United States Constitution, and help We the People protect ourselves in the spirit of our Declaration of Independence.

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