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    Weiner Announces Run for President

    Westchester, NY Former US Congressman Weiner told a packed media event that he knows in his heart that his political goals are true and pure. He is therefore announcing that he is officially running for President of the United States as the candidate for the Social Progressive Party. He stated that he was very excited about the campaign, and that he was very proud to announce his running mate as Attorney General Eric Holder. Weiner Holder 2012 - thats the ticket. He went on to say that they were perfect running mates because Eric Holder preverts justice every day, and well he was just a pervert.
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    Holder is a Eugenicist, and Weiner is an Exhibitionist. Only a few letters apart...
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    Very funny, did you make it up or snag it from somewhere? If you snagged it I'd love the link so I can spread it around.
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    I heard the weiner-holder 2012 joke at the coffee machine at work. I wrote the words to get OCDO people reading. Use/change as you see fit.
    He wore his gun outside his pants for all the honest world to see. Pancho & Lefty

    The millions of people, armed in the holy cause of liberty, and in such a country as that which we possess, are invincible by any force which our enemy can send against us....There is no retreat but in submission and slavery! ...The war is inevitable–and let it come! I repeat it, Sir, let it come …………. PATRICK HENRY speech 1776

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    Quote Originally Posted by Thundar View Post
    Westchester, NY Former US Congressman Weiner told a packed media event that he knows in his heart that his political goals are true and pure. He is therefore announcing that he is officially running for President of the United States as the candidate for the Social Progressive Party. He stated that he was very excited about the campaign, and that he was very proud to announce his running mate as Attorney General Eric Holder. Weiner Holder 2012 - thats the ticket. He went on to say that they were perfect running mates because Eric Holder preverts justice every day, and well he was just a pervert.
    Good ticket, as they're both dicks.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Thundar View Post
    Westchester, NY Former US Congressman Weiner told a packed media event that he knows in his heart that his political goals are true and pure. He is therefore announcing that he is officially running for President of the United States as the candidate for the Social Progressive Party. He stated that he was very excited about the campaign, and that he was very proud to announce his running mate as Attorney General Eric Holder. Weiner Holder 2012 - thats the ticket. He went on to say that they were perfect running mates because Eric Holder preverts justice every day, and well he was just a pervert.

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    That we do, OCW.

    I'm surprised he didn't find a running mate with the last name of Schnitzel. According to Wikipedia, it's only called Wiener Schnitzel if it is made of boxed-in, milk-fed veal and coated in breadcrumbs...
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    Quote Originally Posted by OldCurlyWolf View Post
    We really NEED a SARCASM font on this board.
    I just use a blue font, most people can see the sarcasm anyway.
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