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Weiner Announces Run for President

Thundar

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Westchester, NY Former US Congressman Weiner told a packed media event that he knows in his heart that his political goals are true and pure. He is therefore announcing that he is officially running for President of the United States as the candidate for the Social Progressive Party. He stated that he was very excited about the campaign, and that he was very proud to announce his running mate as Attorney General Eric Holder. Weiner Holder 2012 - thats the ticket. He went on to say that they were perfect running mates because Eric Holder preverts justice every day, and well he was just a pervert.
 

thebigsd

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Very funny, did you make it up or snag it from somewhere? If you snagged it I'd love the link so I can spread it around.
 

Gunslinger

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Westchester, NY Former US Congressman Weiner told a packed media event that he knows in his heart that his political goals are true and pure. He is therefore announcing that he is officially running for President of the United States as the candidate for the Social Progressive Party. He stated that he was very excited about the campaign, and that he was very proud to announce his running mate as Attorney General Eric Holder. Weiner Holder 2012 - thats the ticket. He went on to say that they were perfect running mates because Eric Holder preverts justice every day, and well he was just a pervert.

Good ticket, as they're both dicks.
 

OldCurlyWolf

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Westchester, NY Former US Congressman Weiner told a packed media event that he knows in his heart that his political goals are true and pure. He is therefore announcing that he is officially running for President of the United States as the candidate for the Social Progressive Party. He stated that he was very excited about the campaign, and that he was very proud to announce his running mate as Attorney General Eric Holder. Weiner Holder 2012 - thats the ticket. He went on to say that they were perfect running mates because Eric Holder preverts justice every day, and well he was just a pervert.


We really NEED a SARCASM font on this board.
:shocker:
 

since9

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That we do, OCW.

I'm surprised he didn't find a running mate with the last name of Schnitzel. According to Wikipedia, it's only called Wiener Schnitzel if it is made of boxed-in, milk-fed veal and coated in breadcrumbs...
 
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