My only point, turn the tables next time, turn and begin following him. Now when he calls the cops to report said "following" give the cop the "Comb on daaawg, git yo self unlocked. dis is katie mart, he du manager, ya see what I sayin, he be gonna run dem blue light specials and I just wants ta be first dawg"
Now while this may or may not be appealing, if you have your wife video it and are over 40 looking normal it might go viral on youtube and you can show it to your kids etc etc.
The idea being you get to have some fun and go home in a great mood and he gets more exposure of his idiocy with a comical slant!
At least that way if you do not return to k-fart you at least have the satisfaction of getting tossed out and asked not to come back instead.
Never mind me, feeling a lot twisted today and looking forward to some laughs! I hope Tony does sport his alternative clothing tonight!!!