Page 1 of 4 123 ... LastLast
Results 1 to 25 of 99

Thread: Ron Paul Facts

  1. #1
    Founder's Club Member Brass Magnet's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2009
    Location
    Right Behind You!, Wisconsin, USA
    Posts
    2,818

    Talking Ron Paul Facts

    I thought a lot of these were pretty funny!



    Ron Paul once ordered a Big Mac from Burger King, and got one.


    Ron Paul's been shot at but the "Pro 2A bullets" refuse to hurt him.

    When fascism goes to sleep at night, it checks under the bed for Ron Paul.


    Ron Paul was the OBGYN that Delivered Chuck Norris.

    When Chuck Norris gets scared, he goes to Ron Paul.

    Ron Paul doesn’t cut taxes; he kills them with his bare hands.

    Ron Paul delivers babies without his hands. He simply reads them the Bill of Rights and they crawl out in anticipation of freedom.

    Ron Paul doesn’t need to tie his shoelaces; they tighten up out of fear.

    Chuck Norris voted for Ron Paul in ’88….twice.

    The sun will go blind if it stares at Ron Paul.

    When Ron Paul was married, Thomas Jefferson was his best man.

    Ron Paul's idea of Gun Control is both hands on the weapon.

    Ron Paul knows how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop.

    Ron Paul doesn’t take steroids; steroids take Ron Paul.

    Jesus wears a wrist band that says “What would Ron Paul Do?”

    Ron Paul knows dozens of words that rhyme with “orange”.

    When applied directly to the brain, Ron Paul instantly cures socialism.

    Ron Paul is in talks with ABC to produce a new show..."Extreme Makeover: Country Edition."

    Ron Paul wasn't born. He liberated himself from the womb.

    Good: Old Doc Paul's Constitution Salve. Bad: Fast Rudy OBomney's Preemptive Suppositories.

    Ron Paul does not drive a car. The earth rotates in accordance with wherever Ron Paul wants his car to be when he steps out of it.

    The price of gold is pegged to Ron Paul's "good cholesterol" level.

    Sliced bread is the greatest thing since Ron Paul.

    Ron Paul delivered over 4,000 babies; all on time, as promised, and under-budget, unlike the Post Office.

    Dr. Ron Paul isn't a Dr. of Optometry, but he has the power to cure political blindness.

    Ron Paul went to a “conservative arts” college.

    The Pentagon once had 6 sides...until Ron Paul got his hands on it.

    Ron Paul can strike out a batter in two pitches.

    Ron Paul doesn't sleep. He deliberates.

    Ron Paul put the sword IN the stone.

    I just saved a bunch of money by switching to Ron Paul.

    Ron Paul doesn't pee. He liberates urine.

    Chuck Norris was a Liberal until Ron Paul kicked some sense into him.

    Michele Bachmann may be the only woman running for president, but it's also notable that Ron Paul is the only MAN running for president.

    Ron Paul could make soccer interesting.

    Ron Paul has a natural non-stick, Teflon coating.

    The Chicken crossed the road to vote for Ron Paul.

    Ron Paul is an element on the periodic table.

    Freddy Kruger has nightmares about Ron Paul.

    Ron Paul taught Yoda how to use the force.

    Ron Paul's constituent particles are free to go at any time, but stay together by unanimous mutual consent.

    Much to his chagrin, Ron Paul wakes daily to find bald eagles nesting in his chest hair.

    ...and on the seventh day, Ron Paul said "I'll take it from here."

    Ron Paul doesn't act like a patriot, a patriot acts like Ron Paul.

    Man can live on Ron Paul alone.

    Ron Paul is able to leap tall stacks of congressional legislation in a single bound.

    In Braveheart, Mel Gibson was originally supposed to scream "RON PAUL!" however, it was changed to just "Freedom!" for legal reasons.

    Ron Paul can recite pi to 1776 decimal places.

    Ron Paul taught his old dog new tricks.

    Chuck Norris and Ron Paul were once WWE Tag Team Champions.

    While playing poker, Ron Paul once drew five of a kind.

    Ron Paul once had an arm-wrestling contest with Superman. The loser had to agree to wear his underwear outside his pants.

    If Ron Paul had lived in Sparta, the movie would have been called "1".

    A Klondike bar would do anything for a Ron Paul.

    Ron Paul once shook hands with King Midas; nothing happened.

    Ron Paul has a 10-hit combo move known as "The Bill of Rights".

    Ron Paul is the only political virgin in the U.S. Congress; he's never screwed America.

    Ron Paul took a lie detector test. The lie detector tapped out.


    Plenty more at http://www.ronpaulfacts.com/

    For REAL facts visit http://www.ronpaul2012.com/
    Last edited by Brass Magnet; 07-11-2011 at 03:50 PM.
    R[ƎVO˩]UTION

    ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ

    Lex malla, lex nulla

  2. #2
    Founder's Club Member thebigsd's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2010
    Location
    Quarryville, PA
    Posts
    3,543
    Quite an exhaustive list you have there. Very funny too.
    "When seconds count between living or dying, the police are only minutes away."

  3. #3
    Regular Member Dreamer's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2009
    Location
    Grennsboro NC
    Posts
    5,358
    Quote Originally Posted by Brass Magnet View Post
    Ron Paul was the OBGYN that Delivered Chuck Norris.

    ROFLMAO!

    Bravo!
    It is our cause to dispel the foggy thinking which avoids hard decisions in the delusion that a world of conflict will somehow mysteriously resolve itself into a world of harmony, if we just don't rock the boat or irritate the forces of aggression—and this is hogwash."
    --Barry Goldwater, 1964

  4. #4
    Regular Member
    Join Date
    Feb 2011
    Location
    Las Cruces, New Mexico
    Posts
    242
    That's great.

    I talked to Ron Paul on the phone once, on an AT&T iPhone. It instantly became a CDMA/GSM dual mode phone to encourage more free market competition.

  5. #5
    Founder's Club Member Brass Magnet's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2009
    Location
    Right Behind You!, Wisconsin, USA
    Posts
    2,818
    Quote Originally Posted by PracticalTactical View Post
    That's great.

    I talked to Ron Paul on the phone once, on an AT&T iPhone. It instantly became a CDMA/GSM dual mode phone to encourage more free market competition.
    Nice! LOL
    Last edited by Brass Magnet; 07-11-2011 at 04:54 PM.
    R[ƎVO˩]UTION

    ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ

    Lex malla, lex nulla

  6. #6
    Founder's Club Member Brass Magnet's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2009
    Location
    Right Behind You!, Wisconsin, USA
    Posts
    2,818
    Ron Paul walked on water last night. The headline in The New York times this morning is "Ron Paul Can't Swim"

    R[ƎVO˩]UTION

    ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ

    Lex malla, lex nulla

  7. #7
    Regular Member MilProGuy's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2011
    Location
    Mississippi
    Posts
    1,228
    And this dufus wants to be president!

  8. #8
    Regular Member sudden valley gunner's Avatar
    Join Date
    Dec 2008
    Location
    Whatcom County
    Posts
    17,338
    Quote Originally Posted by MilProGuy View Post
    And this dufus wants to be president!
    He's better than the other candidates who seem to have little respect for the constitution and the actual job description.
    I am not anti Cop I am just pro Citizen.

    U.S. v. Minker, 350 US 179, at page 187
    "Because of what appears to be a lawful command on the surface, many citizens, because
    of their respect for what only appears to be a law, are cunningly coerced into waiving their
    rights, due to ignorance." (Paraphrased)

  9. #9
    Founder's Club Member Brass Magnet's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2009
    Location
    Right Behind You!, Wisconsin, USA
    Posts
    2,818
    Quote Originally Posted by MilProGuy View Post
    And this dufus wants to be president!
    Which dufus? Obama, Romney, Pawlenty, Bachmann.....? There's so many to choose from but Ron Paul isn't on the list. You can disagree with him certainly, but a dufus he is not.

    Quote Originally Posted by sudden valley gunner View Post
    He's better than the other candidates who seem to have little respect for the constitution and the actual job description.
    +1

    Some people watch a little too much O'Reilly and Hannity maybe?

    Hey, even someone at the Huffington Post thinks it's a good idea to vote for RP
    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/robin-..._b_886650.html
    R[ƎVO˩]UTION

    ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ

    Lex malla, lex nulla

  10. #10
    Founder's Club Member Brass Magnet's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2009
    Location
    Right Behind You!, Wisconsin, USA
    Posts
    2,818
    Quote Originally Posted by OC for ME View Post
    The OP is now moot....he is not running for re-election in 2012....next topic please.
    He's not running for the house. He IS running for the presidencey. Your post is moot though.
    Last edited by Brass Magnet; 07-13-2011 at 10:22 AM.
    R[ƎVO˩]UTION

    ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ

    Lex malla, lex nulla

  11. #11
    Founder's Club Member Brass Magnet's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2009
    Location
    Right Behind You!, Wisconsin, USA
    Posts
    2,818
    Quote Originally Posted by OC for ME View Post
    Running is not winning, he will do just as well in 2012 as he did in the past.
    Oh, he'll do better this time around. How much better remains to be seen. He's got my vote either way. Since you didn't even know he was running the value of your prediction is suspect; in the very least.

    Now back to the regularly scheduled thread.
    R[ƎVO˩]UTION

    ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ

    Lex malla, lex nulla

  12. #12
    Founder's Club Member Brass Magnet's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2009
    Location
    Right Behind You!, Wisconsin, USA
    Posts
    2,818
    Quote Originally Posted by N8ZCary View Post
    Ron Paul needs to take to the streets... not just bumbling on the internet.

    Don't get me wrong, I like a lot of what he is about... But, come on he needs to get serious. He could have a fighting chance.
    This was supposed to be a funny and light hearted thread but I guess I'll have to answer to this comment as you seem a bit misinformed as well.

    He's been taking to the streets all over the country lately and is not seeking relection in the house to focus on his presidential campaign.

    He's second in fund raising, having raised 4.5 million in the second quarter; ahead of every "mainstream" candidate except for Romney.

    Lastly, if you like the guy, YOU should be hitting the streets, or in the very least, not listening to the non-existent or biased coverage of the MSM.

    Anyway, I was going to post a new "fact" but you made me forget, darn you! LOL
    R[ƎVO˩]UTION

    ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ

    Lex malla, lex nulla

  13. #13
    Regular Member VW_Factor's Avatar
    Join Date
    Nov 2010
    Location
    Leesburg, GA
    Posts
    1,098
    Ron Paul is the only guy running that respects our Constitution..

    Why wouldn't you vote for the guy?

  14. #14
    Campaign Veteran since9's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2010
    Location
    Colorado Springs, Colorado, USA
    Posts
    6,787
    Quote Originally Posted by sudden valley gunner View Post
    He's better than the other candidates who seem to have little respect for the constitution and the actual job description.
    Their ignorance of the Constitution simply appears as a lack of respect.
    The First protects the Second, and the Second protects the First. Together, they protect the rest of our Bill of Rights and our United States Constitution, and help We the People protect ourselves in the spirit of our Declaration of Independence.

  15. #15
    Regular Member sudden valley gunner's Avatar
    Join Date
    Dec 2008
    Location
    Whatcom County
    Posts
    17,338
    Quote Originally Posted by since9 View Post
    Their ignorance of the Constitution simply appears as a lack of respect.
    I would say its both. The constitution isn't very big and is very easy to understand. They refuse to acknowledge the constitution which makes them ignorant of it and shows a major lack of respect for it and for the limited powers it grants them.
    I am not anti Cop I am just pro Citizen.

    U.S. v. Minker, 350 US 179, at page 187
    "Because of what appears to be a lawful command on the surface, many citizens, because
    of their respect for what only appears to be a law, are cunningly coerced into waiving their
    rights, due to ignorance." (Paraphrased)

  16. #16
    Regular Member cshoff's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2010
    Location
    , Missouri, USA
    Posts
    687
    Quote Originally Posted by OC for ME View Post
    Running is not winning, he will do just as well in 2012 as he did in the past.
    The election is over a year away. Doesn't it seem just a bit presumptuous to make such a prediction already?

    Dr. Paul's biggest hurdle will be to overcome the media, ESPECIALLY the so-called "conservative" media who go much farther out of their way to defame the man than the liberal media ever has. The neo-conservative pundits like Hannity, Ann Coulter, Oreilly, et al, take every chance they get to make him out to be a kook because he doesn't fit in nicely with their perverted ideas of conservatism that include using our military as a world police force and tight government control on many personal freedoms.

    IMO, Dr. Paul is the only candidate in the running that, if elected, would truly implement recognizable changes. Everyone else would be more of the same, just like Obama was to Bush, Bush was to Clinton, Clinton was to Bush 1, Bush 1 was to Reagan, and so on and so forth. There is a reason our country has steadfastly stayed on this path of progressive liberalism for the past 100+ years, folks, and it's never going to change with establishment-backed Republicans and Democrats in office.

  17. #17
    Founder's Club Member Brass Magnet's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2009
    Location
    Right Behind You!, Wisconsin, USA
    Posts
    2,818
    Quote Originally Posted by cshoff View Post
    [snip]Dr. Paul's biggest hurdle will be to overcome the media, ESPECIALLY the so-called "conservative" media who go much farther out of their way to defame the man than the liberal media ever has. The neo-conservative pundits like Hannity, Ann Coulter, Oreilly, et al, take every chance they get to make him out to be a kook because he doesn't fit in nicely with their perverted ideas of conservatism that include using our military as a world police force and tight government control on many personal freedoms.
    [/snip]
    This.^^

    In a Wall Street Journal article this morning they used "Radical" to describe Paul as many times as they could. This begs the question:

    When did peace and non-interventionist foreign policy, sound money backed by gold, balanced budgets, civil rights, and telling the truth become RADICAL where somehow preemptive war and world policing, fake money printed out of thin air, trilliion dollar deficits, the police state, and lying to the American people became the accepted status quo???!!!!

    We are living in the twilight zone I guess.
    Last edited by Brass Magnet; 07-14-2011 at 09:28 AM.
    R[ƎVO˩]UTION

    ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ

    Lex malla, lex nulla

  18. #18
    Founder's Club Member
    Join Date
    Jun 2006
    Location
    , Virginia, USA
    Posts
    387
    Quote Originally Posted by Brass Magnet View Post
    This.^^

    In a Wall Street Journal article this morning they used "Radical" to describe Paul as many times as they could. This begs the question:

    When did peace and non-interventionist foreign policy, sound money backed by gold, balanced budgets, civil rights, and telling the truth become RADICAL where somehow preemptive war and world policing, fake money printed out of thin air, trilliion dollar deficits, the police state, and lying to the American people became the accepted status quo???!!!!

    We are living in the twilight zone I guess.
    When the "progressives" infiltrated the education systems and deliberately dumbed down America.

    good reference on that too...http://www.deliberatedumbingdown.com/

  19. #19
    Regular Member Tony4310's Avatar
    Join Date
    Feb 2011
    Location
    Florissant, MO
    Posts
    474
    Maybe so, but he'll still get my vote. Their is no other candidate that is as Constitutionally aware as he is. The rest of them that the right wants in office are as bad as the dems!

    Quote Originally Posted by OC for ME View Post
    Running is not winning, he will do just as well in 2012 as he did in the past.

  20. #20
    Regular Member
    Join Date
    Mar 2010
    Location
    Seattle, Washington, USA
    Posts
    923
    A wise and frugal Government, which shall restrain men from injuring one another, shall leave them otherwise free to regulate their own pursuits of industry and improvement, and shall not take from the mouth of labor the bread it has earned. This is the sum of good government.- Thomas Jefferson March 4 1801

  21. #21
    Regular Member Malcolm's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2011
    Location
    Cleveland Ohio
    Posts
    89
    Ron's got mine as well.

    -M


    Very funny list by the way.
    T.V. brings on a whole new meaning to thinking inside the box.

    -M

  22. #22
    Regular Member
    Join Date
    Mar 2010
    Location
    Las Vegas, Nevada, United States
    Posts
    67

    Thumbs up

    Funny! I gotta share that!

  23. #23
    Regular Member hermannr's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2011
    Location
    Okanogan Highland
    Posts
    2,332
    My wife and I have supported, and voted for Ron Paul since 1988. He is the only one that will fix the "busness as usual" attitude in DC.

    Ron respects the constitution as it was written, and he also respects the citizens of the US...having him as President will be a true breath of fresh air.

  24. #24
    Accomplished Advocate user's Avatar
    Join Date
    Feb 2009
    Location
    Northern Piedmont of Virginia
    Posts
    2,373
    I have a friend who told me yesterday that her official stance in her local Republican Committee was that if Paul wasn't on the ballot in Virginia, she'd write him in, even if it means a win for Obama. I've decided I agree with her. The Constitution represents a number of political compromises that have already been settled, and I'm not interested in nickel-and-diming it to death any more. No more compromises. It's Ron Paul's way or the highway.
    Daniel L. Hawes - 540 347 2430 - HTTP://www.VirginiaLegalDefense.com

    By the way, nothing I say on this website as "user" should be taken as either advertising for attorney services or legal advice, merely personal opinion. Everyone having a question regarding the application of law to the facts of their situation should seek the advice of an attorney competent in the subject matter of the issues presented and licensed to practice in the relevant state.

  25. #25
    Banned
    Join Date
    Jan 2010
    Location
    Fairborn, Ohio, USA
    Posts
    13,063
    No, for most Paulistas, it's Ron Paul's way or it will end up being Obama's way.

    Face it. He will not even come close to getting the nomination. (Frankly, I'm glad.) The only question is, "Will the Paul supporters petulantly stay home again and give us Obama again?"

    He has a noisy tiny minority supporting him. While his constitutional grounding is appealing, his wack-a-doodle isolationism will correctly turn almost all Americans, left and right, off to him.
    Last edited by eye95; 08-21-2011 at 08:21 PM.

Page 1 of 4 123 ... LastLast

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •