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    Problems with the new stamp

    The Postal Services created a stamp with a picture of
    President Obama on it. The Postal Service noticed that the stamp was
    not sticking to envelopes. This enraged the President, who demanded
    a full investigation. After a month of testing and $1.73 million in
    congressional spending, a special Presidential commission presented
    the following findings:

    1. The stamp is in perfect order.

    2. There is nothing wrong with the glue.

    3. People are spitting on the wrong side.
    The First protects the Second, and the Second protects the First. Together, they protect the rest of our Bill of Rights and our United States Constitution, and help We the People protect ourselves in the spirit of our Declaration of Independence.

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    Quote Originally Posted by since9 View Post
    The Postal Services created a stamp with a picture of
    President Obama on it. The Postal Service noticed that the stamp was
    not sticking to envelopes. This enraged the President, who demanded
    a full investigation. After a month of testing and $1.73 million in
    congressional spending, a special Presidential commission presented
    the following findings:

    1. The stamp is in perfect order.

    2. There is nothing wrong with the glue.

    3. People are spitting on the wrong side.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Grapeshot View Post
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    That's pretty funny.

    I'd like to see a pic of Obumma mad as the dickens.
    Last edited by noname762; 07-23-2011 at 03:57 AM.

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    Creative and funny. And probably accurate as far as this site goes.
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