"I'm still working on getting back into shape, My gun, fully loaded, extra mag (fully loaded), knife, flashlight, pepper spray, and voice recorder are like ankle wieghts and help me get fit faster. The benifit being that if someone ever attacks me and my out of shape @$$ can't out run them, I can defend myself, unlike with ankle weights that would just slow me down and make it easier for the attacker to get me."
you should be able to frusterate the hell out of any anti-gun woman who is over the age of 21 (meaning from past experience she is almost gauranteed to be a perpetual dieter) with an answer like that.