Get off my lawn!!
Well I had another incident just yesterday. I just do not like bullies and they irritate the bloody cr@p out of me.
About noon, I was busily getting ready for the "gathering" of the Family. Door bell rings, dogs go off and I meander to the door. A gentleman was there and asked about a prior resident of many years ago. I informed him of the fact that "justin" did not live here and needed to repeat that several times. He then told me he had a package (he was in his personal vehicle) and would have to send it back. I told him I did not care, he could send it anywhere and he should leave. I was very busy and had quite a bit on my schedule. He then told me he was going to take a picture of my "house number" and I told him to do so from the street, not my door. He then asked me for a statement and I reiterated for him to "get the hell off my property". After repeated demands for him to leave, he got in my face. He got very close to me (I was standing in my doorway) and I reacted to that. I had a choice of a throat punch (my favorite) or something else. I quickly reached out and popped his ball cap off and over his head. He backed up and picked up his hat. Now he starts with charging me with assault because he was an "officer of the court". I had already figured out he was a process server who lives by the "Bullies way of Business" book. "Show me a badge, show me a warrant, or get your gorram a$$ of my porch.", said I. I called 911. I stayed on the line and gave the operator all the info until the PeeDee arrived. I recognized the officer and he bypassed the "officer of the court" and came up to me for info. I relayed what happened, he spoke to the "OoftheC" and told him to keep away from me and to not return. I assume he expected me to be arrested. The bad boy left in his truck and the LEO, who had been joined by another LEO, told me he would not be back. All was right in my little world again.
At NO time was the firearm on my hip mentioned by anyone. I usually tell a 911 op that I am visibly armed, this time I did not. I will get a copy of the police report and find out who "clown boy" worked for and at a minimum register a complaint with them. I do not like bullies.
