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    It wont last long...

    I know this wont last long here, but I couldn't not share this....

    ~ BREAKING NEWS: Obama interrupts his Martha's Vineyard golfing to announce that
    the Washington DC earthquake occurred on an obscure fault line that runs under
    the White House and through Washington D.C.!!! It is known as "Bush's Fault"!!! ~

    Obama also announced the Secret Service & Maxine
    Waters continue an investigation of the quake's suspicious ties to the Tea
    Party. Conservatives however have proven it was caused by the founding fathers
    rolling over in their graves. Don't be alarmed by this earthquake - It is just
    the country shifting to the RIGHT
    If you voted for Obama to prove you are not a racist...
    what will you do now to prove you are not stupid?

    "The American people will never knowingly adopt socialism. But, under the name of "liberalism," they will adopt every fragment of the socialist program, until one day America will be a socialist nation, without knowing how it happened." - Norman Thomas

    "They who can who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety, deserve niether liberty nor safety." - Ben Franklin

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    Awesome!!!

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    ROFL and another viral email begins...

    IBTL!
    Last edited by Metalhead47; 08-24-2011 at 07:07 AM.
    It is very wise to not take a watermelon lightly.

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    double win.

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    Clever! I like that one!!!
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    A reply from Republicans at the White House has just been released.
    “POTUS didn’t feel today’s earthquake. No worries. Another is scheduled
    for November 2012.”
    If you voted for Obama to prove you are not a racist...
    what will you do now to prove you are not stupid?

    "The American people will never knowingly adopt socialism. But, under the name of "liberalism," they will adopt every fragment of the socialist program, until one day America will be a socialist nation, without knowing how it happened." - Norman Thomas

    "They who can who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety, deserve niether liberty nor safety." - Ben Franklin

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    Regular Member amzbrady's Avatar
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    Fox news reports:
    White house lies, There was no earthquake, It was actually the effects of a 14.6 trillion dollar
    check bouncing in Washington DC.

    (In the spirit of D.C. politics, this post is stolen!)
    If you voted for Obama to prove you are not a racist...
    what will you do now to prove you are not stupid?

    "The American people will never knowingly adopt socialism. But, under the name of "liberalism," they will adopt every fragment of the socialist program, until one day America will be a socialist nation, without knowing how it happened." - Norman Thomas

    "They who can who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety, deserve niether liberty nor safety." - Ben Franklin

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    Smith & Wesson just introduced a new pistol.

    It's called the “UNION WORKER."

    It doesn’t work and you can’t fire it
    If you voted for Obama to prove you are not a racist...
    what will you do now to prove you are not stupid?

    "The American people will never knowingly adopt socialism. But, under the name of "liberalism," they will adopt every fragment of the socialist program, until one day America will be a socialist nation, without knowing how it happened." - Norman Thomas

    "They who can who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety, deserve niether liberty nor safety." - Ben Franklin

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    oh no

    Quote Originally Posted by amzbrady View Post
    Smith & Wesson just introduced a new pistol.

    It's called the “UNION WORKER."

    It doesn’t work and you can’t fire it

    Tell them to take it off the market we have enough of them already!!!
    I truly Love my Country, But the government scares the he!! out of me.

    DEMAND IT
    Congress SHALL NOT receive A salary greater than any service member and will be given EQUIVELANT insurance as any service member

    I came into this world kicking and screaming covered in someone else's blood. And if necessary to protect the Constitution of The United States of AMERICA. I will go out the same way

    All hail the Domain of Neptunus Rex

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