It wont last long...

I know this wont last long here, but I couldn't not share this....

~ BREAKING NEWS: Obama interrupts his Martha's Vineyard golfing to announce that
the Washington DC earthquake occurred on an obscure fault line that runs under
the White House and through Washington D.C.!!! It is known as "Bush's Fault"!!! ~

Obama also announced the Secret Service & Maxine
Waters continue an investigation of the quake's suspicious ties to the Tea
Party. Conservatives however have proven it was caused by the founding fathers
rolling over in their graves. Don't be alarmed by this earthquake - It is just
the country shifting to the RIGHT

Awesome!!!

ROFL and another viral email begins...

IBTL!

double win.

Clever! I like that one!!!

A reply from Republicans at the White House has just been released.
“POTUS didn’t feel today’s earthquake. No worries. Another is scheduled
for November 2012.”

Fox news reports:
White house lies, There was no earthquake, It was actually the effects of a 14.6 trillion dollar
check bouncing in Washington DC.

(In the spirit of D.C. politics, this post is stolen!)

Smith & Wesson just introduced a new pistol.

It's called the “UNION WORKER."

It doesn’t work and you can’t fire it

oh no

amzbrady said:

Smith & Wesson just introduced a new pistol.

It's called the “UNION WORKER."

It doesn’t work and you can’t fire it

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Tell them to take it off the market we have enough of them already!!!