That's a knee-slapper if I ever heard one.When I get the chance, I plan to complain to the management of Perkin's personally.
He has the time to write his story, but not the time to write Perkins management. "Oh, but I said personally" says he. Gee, isn't that a convenient excuse, you don't really have to do anything and you're excuse is that you were just too busy, life interfered, the bus ticket was too much, you couldn't find the address, the cat was sick, etc, etc, etc, ad nauseam.
It makes it Sound like you wanted to do something yet at the same times gives the perfect excuse not to actually do anything. Too bad it's so widely known for the sham that it is.