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I Love Blonds.
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Baked on Grease
Regular Member
When I first saw this, I thought you were either trying to convince yourself, or starting a debate. After seeing the pics, I now understand your humor... Hopefully that's not your wife?
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SFCRetired
Regular Member
Unfortunately, that kind of tomfoolery is not confined to blondes. Way back in the Dark Ages, when I worked in a convenience store, I can't count the number of times I had to cut the gasoline pumps off because some clown, of either gender, was trying to pump gasoline either with a lit cigarette or while trying to light a cigarette.
I will guarantee that your pucker factor will go out the roof when something like that happens.
I will guarantee that your pucker factor will go out the roof when something like that happens.
Haz.
Regular Member
Hi Mate.
No its not my missus. I have in my time heard and read plenty of blond jokes but have never seen a bad blond mistake picture. I hope she survived!
DontTreadOnMeVa
Regular Member
How many times did you have someone drive away with pump handle still hanging from the car? Less dangerous, but just as amazing as a show of stupidity.
Baked on Grease
Regular Member
I agree... But the act of lighting the cigarette can set off an explosion, if you drop a cigarette near gasoline it could send sparks that light the flame.
Remember, it's not the liquid gasoline that catches fire, it's the fumes as it evaporates that will. So yes, if the coal of your cigarette does not prduce enough heat on it's own to light the fumes, the you can put it out in the liquid just as though it was water.
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You may have proved naturally dumb, but the nature blond claim still requires proof.
ADD: A few blonds here, Man From Lox, man I hated working with Lox.
Maybe she could make a woman from LOX video, or a Gasoline Follies video and call it "Blond Bombshell"
ADD: A few blonds here, Man From Lox, man I hated working with Lox.
Maybe she could make a woman from LOX video, or a Gasoline Follies video and call it "Blond Bombshell"
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OldCurlyWolf
Regular Member
How big a rip did that one get? If I were safety, pink slip on the spot. And I smoked for over 40 years.:shocker:
MR Redenck
Regular Member
Thank God for Brunettes!
since9
Campaign Veteran
Obama's mother was a blonde. He may be blond-recessive so far as his hair is concerned, but when it comes to his thought processes, the blonde shines right on through.
Ahem, folks, it's a joke. I'm an ashe-blond myself.
Ahem, folks, it's a joke. I'm an ashe-blond myself.
PrayingForWar
Founder's Club Member
Looking at the hair roots, I'd have to say she's a dumb brunette. Then again from the looks of the plates I'd have to say she's a euroweenie, so you can't expect a whole lot of common sence.
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Riana
Regular Member
There are three classes of blondes:
1. Natural blondes.
2. Bleached blondes.
3. People who aren't blonde but should be.
I guess I qualify as Class 1, though it's a darker blonde. Starting to lighten up a bit, though - should be completely gray by the time my son finishes high school. :dude:
1. Natural blondes.
2. Bleached blondes.
3. People who aren't blonde but should be.
I guess I qualify as Class 1, though it's a darker blonde. Starting to lighten up a bit, though - should be completely gray by the time my son finishes high school. :dude:
Haz.
Regular Member
You mean like this? Haz.
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SouthernBoy
Regular Member
I love them all... as long as they look like women.
Haz.
Regular Member
Me too. Like I said, ilove e'm. I wouldn't hesitate one second to help thse beautys out of the bog they have got themselves in! Haz.
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Uber_Olafsun
Regular Member
I showed the photos to my wife "blonde" and she nearly spit our her drink.
Just remember pure oxygen is not flammable. It will just cause whatever is burning to go up a whole lot quicker.
Just remember pure oxygen is not flammable. It will just cause whatever is burning to go up a whole lot quicker.
Haz.
Regular Member
My wife is a natural blond as well. Show your wife these!
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Haz.
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