I Love Blonds.

Hi Beretta92FSLady,

This gorgeous blond purchased a set of personalised number plates for her new car and proudly fitted them to her car all by herself! Haz.

Haz. said:

SNIP in the second picture, not one blond made it to the end of the race? Dont you just love them?? I do! Haz.

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Haha. I would love to see video of that race. I would note that thus far no blondes have come forward to defend themselves.

When it was pointed out to her that she had in fact fitted her personalised number plates upside down, she never said a word. She slowly turned around, went inside, and apparently changed out of her formal gown, slipped into something more comfortable and emerged wearing this T Shirt! God I love blonds! Haz.

thebigsd said:

Haha. I would love to see video of that race. I would note that thus far no blondes have come forward to defend themselves.

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They know they dont need to defend themselves because they know we love them. I love mine!
How's this for blond angle parking. And the second beautiful blond, after attempting to and failing to do a U - Turn across the concrete barrier, unfazed, she realised had just enough time to do her hair and fix her make up before the police and tow truck arrived and she went straight to it. Haz.

<sniff, sniff> no one loves me, the petite brunette :uhoh:

You guys are probably drooling all over your keyboards spanking something :monkey

okboomer said:

<sniff, sniff> no one loves me, the petite brunette :uhoh:

You guys are probably drooling all over your keyboards spanking something :monkey

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Hey, I'm married to a brunette. We love you too, you just don't provide as many jokes as the blondes...lol

Seems blonds and alcohol dont mix well?

thebigsd said:

Hey, I'm married to a brunette. We love you too, you just don't provide as many jokes as the blondes...lol

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Got one for you to tell the missus!

A redhead, a blonde and a brunette.

Three women go down to Mexico one night, get drunk, and wake up in jail, only to find that they are to be executed in the morning, though none of them can remember what they did the night before.

The first one, a redhead, is strapped in the electric chair, and is asked if she has any last words. She says, "I am from Grace University, and believe in the almighty power of God to intervene on the behalf of the innocent," They throw the switch and nothing happens.

They all immediately prostrate themselves; beg for her forgiveness, and release her.

The second one, a blond, is strapped in and gives her last words, "I am from the Creighton School of Law and I believe in the power of justice to intervene on the part of the innocent." They throw the switch and again, nothing happens.

Again, they all immediately prostrate themselves; beg for her forgiveness, and release her.

The last one, a brunette, is strapped in and says, "Well, I'm from the University of Alabama, Huntsville and just graduated with a degree in Electrical Engineering, and I'll tell you right now, you ain't gonna electrocute nobody if you don't plug this thing in."

Sometimes it pays to be stupid.

Blond training guard dog.

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