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    GREAT NEWS! Michelle Obama Now On Board w/ Handguns and School Training Classes

    TnA News - 9/28/2011
    Hasno Jobson reporting

    "It seems that first lady Michelle Obama has learned of a 1948 invention to support the eating of vegetables.

    The Peastick was introduced as the world's first "semi-automatic" pea shooter.

    While the Pea stick may have failed with regards to 1950's fad sales, Michelle sees it as an opportunity to encourage children to eat thier peas, at school.

    Through a contract with Glock manufacturin, production of the Peastick will resume this coming December.

    "I believe children need to be edumacated about eating those vegeatables that their parents don't make them eat for healths", said the first lady.


    http://cache3.asset-cache.net/xc/326...6AE4F903F69820

    While the production and distribution of the Peastick for every school aged child in the U.S., will cost an estimated $1.3 Trillion dollars, the first lady assures taxpayers that the rich will pay for it.
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    Poor Obama. All this time, he thought he had been placed in charge of the GovernMINT.

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    She ain't touching my peastick.

    "Don't interfere with anything in the Constitution. That must be maintained, for it is the only safeguard of our liberties."
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    "Some time ago, a bunch of lefties defied the law by dancing at the Jefferson Memorial, resulting in their arrests. Last week, a bunch of them pulled the same stunt and - using patented Lefist techniques - provoked the Park Police into having to use force to arrest them."
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    Quote Originally Posted by HandyHamlet View Post
    She ain't touching my peastick.
    You do not want her to touch you. Hillary left BJ's testicle lockbox for Manchelle.

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    i saw the title, and couldnt help respond, like i heard from some guy some time back. reponse to title of thread...........................................y ou lie.
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    Quote Originally Posted by McX
    (picture that can't be quoted)
    Yikes!
    Not that the little darlings have guns, but where they're pointed!
    I want another picture of them in about 15 years...

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    Quote Originally Posted by HandyHamlet View Post
    She ain't touching my peastick.

    Do Wookies even eat peas???
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    Yikes.

    Two words.

    bikini
    wax
    "Don't interfere with anything in the Constitution. That must be maintained, for it is the only safeguard of our liberties."
    Abraham Lincoln

    "Some time ago, a bunch of lefties defied the law by dancing at the Jefferson Memorial, resulting in their arrests. Last week, a bunch of them pulled the same stunt and - using patented Lefist techniques - provoked the Park Police into having to use force to arrest them."
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    Quote Originally Posted by HandyHamlet View Post
    Yikes.

    Two words.

    bikini
    wax
    Would that be before or after The Ultimate Wash, down at the Kwik-Trip???
    Bale da Hay

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    I can see it now...

    "What's that smell?"

    "I don't know. Smells like wet dog?"

    "Yah. And burnt rubber."
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    "Don't interfere with anything in the Constitution. That must be maintained, for it is the only safeguard of our liberties."
    Abraham Lincoln

    "Some time ago, a bunch of lefties defied the law by dancing at the Jefferson Memorial, resulting in their arrests. Last week, a bunch of them pulled the same stunt and - using patented Lefist techniques - provoked the Park Police into having to use force to arrest them."
    Alexcabbie

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    Quote Originally Posted by HandyHamlet View Post
    I can see it know...

    "What's that smell?"

    "I don't know. Smells like wet dog?"

    "Yah. And burnt rubber."

    Ja, ja; tis da season for wooden stakes & silver bullets...

    Attachment 7006Too bad; so sad
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    My ex. I think I still owe her money.
    "Don't interfere with anything in the Constitution. That must be maintained, for it is the only safeguard of our liberties."
    Abraham Lincoln

    "Some time ago, a bunch of lefties defied the law by dancing at the Jefferson Memorial, resulting in their arrests. Last week, a bunch of them pulled the same stunt and - using patented Lefist techniques - provoked the Park Police into having to use force to arrest them."
    Alexcabbie

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    Quote Originally Posted by HandyHamlet View Post
    My ex. I think I still owe her money.
    Gotta learn to lay off those Russian brides, Dude...
    Their brothers play rough; and their mothers are always trying to get you to eat borscht.
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    Bale da Hay

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    Pea shooters are back "in" now??? I knew there was some trailer-park trash somewhere in the White House. (I apologize to all upstanding trailer park trash in advance )
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lurchiron View Post
    Gotta learn to lay off those Russian brides, Dude...
    Better than Polish brides. I night inadvertently marry a relative.

    p.s Borscht is for sissies. Talk to me about Czernina.
    "Don't interfere with anything in the Constitution. That must be maintained, for it is the only safeguard of our liberties."
    Abraham Lincoln

    "Some time ago, a bunch of lefties defied the law by dancing at the Jefferson Memorial, resulting in their arrests. Last week, a bunch of them pulled the same stunt and - using patented Lefist techniques - provoked the Park Police into having to use force to arrest them."
    Alexcabbie

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    I was reading an article on Fox News a day or two ago and they called Michelle Bachmann Michelle Obama in it. It was kinda humorous

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    Quote Originally Posted by HandyHamlet View Post
    Better than Polish brides. I night inadvertently marry a relative.

    p.s Borscht is for sissies. Talk to me about Czernina.
    Hey now...I married a girl from the other side of the Oder; a cousin perhaps(Hurta/Cichon)?
    Ok, vas iz dis Czernina???
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    Bale da Hay

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    And sit in the seats within.

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    Leave it to a Democrat to take a perfectly good gun and want to put it in their mouths and pull the trigger....

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