BrewTownBagger
Regular Member
Why yes, yes they will.
However, the applications will only be available to those who know and display the secret handshake to the appointed DOJ member on the spot. The handshake must be accompanied by the correct super secret phrase and head nod. Appropriate colors and dress code must be strictly adhered to. No hats.
Applications will also be made available on Nov 1 for download from the CC specific DOJ website currently being constructed. Log in will be required and an account must be set up. Accounts will only be accepted on the third Tuesday in any month of any leap year. It will take 60 days to confirm and verify account. Confirmation of account will be a single flare shot at high noon. You must find the spent flare casing to see if your name is inscribed on it....
Too damn funny, too bad is probably true