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    this was a comical email I recieved from a friend

    A home invader's worst nightmare.

    If you own a gun, you will appreciate this. If not, you should get one and learn how to use it.

    Shooting Advice:

    Cops carry guns to protect themselves, not to protect you.

    Never let someone or thing that threatens you get inside arm's length and never say "I've got a gun". If you feel you need to use deadly force for heavens sake let the first sound they hear be the safety clicking off, and they shouldn't have time to hear anything after that if you are doing your job.

    'The average response time of a 911 call is over 23 minutes, the response time of a .44 magnum is 1400 feet per second.'

    "The most important rule in a gunfight is: Always win - and cheat if necessary."

    "Don't forget, incoming fire has the right of way."

    "Make your attacker advance through a wall of bullets. You may get killed with your own gun, but he'll have to beat you to death with it, cause it's going to be empty."

    "If you're not shooting', you should be loading'. If you're not loading', you should be moving', if you're not moving', someone's going to cut your head off and put it on a stick."

    "When you reload in low light encounters, don't put your flashlight in your back pocket.. If you light yourself up, you'll look like an angel or the tooth fairy... and you're going to be one of 'em pretty soon."

    "Do something. It may be wrong, but do something."

    "Shoot what's available, as long as it's available, until something else becomes available."

    "If you carry a gun, people will call you paranoid. That's ridiculous. If you have a gun, what in the h*** do you have to be paranoid for?"

    "Don't shoot fast, unless you also shoot good."

    "You can say 'stop' or 'alto' or use any other word you think will work, but I've found that a large bore muzzle pointed at someone's head is pretty much the universal language."

    "You have the rest of your life to solve your problems. How long you live depends on how well you do it."

    "You cannot save the planet, but you may be able to save yourself and your family."

    If you believe in the 2nd Amendment, please forward.

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    Regular Member MilProGuy's Avatar
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    There's a wealth of information in your post, and I have copied it and sent it out to my email pals.

    Thanks for taking the time to share this with us.
    Proud Veteran ~ U.S. Army / Army Reserve

    Mississippi State Guard ~ Honorably Retired

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    That's a pretty decent collection of quotes. I wish whoever had sent the email had given credit to whoever said the quotes.
    "When seconds count between living or dying, the police are only minutes away."

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    Regular Member KIX's Avatar
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    When I read these I thought a few sounded like "Clintisms" from Clint Smith.

    Jonathan - tracking all the local issuing authority, DPS and other insanity with permit issues - my blog and growing list of links useful to gun owners (especially in Connecticut).

    Rich B: My favorite argument against OC being legal in CT is "I have never seen someone OC in CT".
    I have never seen a person drink tea from a coke bottle while standing on their head, that doesn't mean it is illegal.

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