Dear George Orwell,
Thank you kindly for your instruction manual titled "1984". We sincerely appreciate your vision will be implementing it under the "USA Patriot Act" and with other various laws and agencies. The ongoing undeclared wars and the "war on terror" have indeed provided a great excuse to subject our citizens as you proposed and we are currently seeing through the "thought police" phase. Once again, thank you; your instruction manual is working perfectly.
The U.S. Government.