OK, I feel like playing the game, so I'll go first.
Get a Hi-Point. Ugly, inexpensive, and goes bang every time in spite of everybody dissing its looks and the fact that it is inexpensive and goes bang every time. Oh, yeah! You can get a holster for it, too.
Maube in another post I'll recommend OCing a Rorbaugh. (Yes, I have done that. Wanna make something of it?)