Dr. Yams McYummy said:
Donning a pair of chaps and spurs while sitting upon his recently acquired white steed, Fitzgerald, said the new measures were “necessary” to fully defend the Second Amendment as he admired his revolver.
“**** yeah, now I have might to back up all this job creation that’s going on,” Fitzgerald said.
State Sen. Fred Risser, D-Madison, who was apprehensive of the new policy, thought he would carry concealed weapons to prove that not just anyone should be able to have a gun.
“Guns on the Senate floor are not safe, see?” Risser said as he fired two shots in the air while the 32 other senators hid under the desk. “And this is me at my most alert.”
