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    Thumbs up In the mood for a laugh?

    This made me chuckle.... thought you all might enjoy it too. First time this one made it to my inbox, hopefully you haven't seen this one yet and you like it as much as I did.


    The Arrogance of Authority



    A DEA officer stopped at a ranch in Montana and talked with an old rancher. He told the rancher, "I need to inspect your ranch for illegally grown drugs."

    The rancher said, "Okay , but don't go in that field over there.....", as he pointed out the location.

    The DEA officer verbally exploded saying, "Mister, I have the authority of the Federal Government with me!"

    Reaching into his rear pants pocket, he removed his badge and proudly displayed it to the rancher. "See this badge?! This badge means I am allowed to go wherever I wish.... On any land! No questions asked or answers given! Have I made myself clear......do you understand?!!"

    The rancher nodded politely, apologized, and went about his chores.

    A short time later, the old rancher heard loud screams, looked up, and saw the DEA officer running for his life, being chased by the rancher's big Santa Gertrudis bull......

    With every step the bull was gaining ground on the officer, and it seemed likely that he'd sure enough get gored before he reached safety. The officer was clearly terrified. The rancher threw down his tools, ran to the fence and yelled at the top of his lungs.....

    "Your badge, show him your BADGE....!!!"
    Last edited by Trip20; 11-30-2011 at 09:56 AM.

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    Thanks for that.

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    We like it...
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    Thanks I needed that, I just might steal it from you to show others.....

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    hahahaha!

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    HAHAHHA i have to share this with my LEO friends. they will get a kick out of it
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    That was way to funny.

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    good stuff !

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    Thanks,

    That brightened my day....
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    Hah!

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    That's a good one!!! LOL!!! And it's also entirely plausible...
    "When seconds count between living or dying, the police are only minutes away."

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    haha made me laugh

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    Friend of mine used to work for DEA. Sent it to him first... asked him if he ever got a horn up his arse in Montana? I then sent it to everybody else in my address book. Good one.

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