Thanks for that.
Thread: In the mood for a laugh?
This made me chuckle.... thought you all might enjoy it too. First time this one made it to my inbox, hopefully you haven't seen this one yet and you like it as much as I did.
The Arrogance of Authority
A DEA officer stopped at a ranch in Montana and talked with an old rancher. He told the rancher, "I need to inspect your ranch for illegally grown drugs."
The rancher said, "Okay , but don't go in that field over there.....", as he pointed out the location.
The DEA officer verbally exploded saying, "Mister, I have the authority of the Federal Government with me!"
Reaching into his rear pants pocket, he removed his badge and proudly displayed it to the rancher. "See this badge?! This badge means I am allowed to go wherever I wish.... On any land! No questions asked or answers given! Have I made myself clear......do you understand?!!"
The rancher nodded politely, apologized, and went about his chores.
A short time later, the old rancher heard loud screams, looked up, and saw the DEA officer running for his life, being chased by the rancher's big Santa Gertrudis bull......
With every step the bull was gaining ground on the officer, and it seemed likely that he'd sure enough get gored before he reached safety. The officer was clearly terrified. The rancher threw down his tools, ran to the fence and yelled at the top of his lungs.....
"Your badge, show him your BADGE....!!!"
Last edited by Trip20; 11-30-2011 at 08:56 AM.
We like it...
Bale da Hay
"Have you Spanked a leftist today; it's the Right thing to do!!!"
Within the gates before a man shall go,
(Fully warily let him watch,)
Full long let him look about him;
For little he knows where a foe may lurk,
And sit in the seats within.
Havamal (Bellows translation)
Thanks I needed that, I just might steal it from you to show others.....
HAHAHHA i have to share this with my LEO friends. they will get a kick out of it
i would rather run out of blood, breath and life. and die fighting. than run out of ammo , and die with my pants down -Tom Scantas
That was way to funny.
That brightened my day....
45ACP-For when you care enough to send the very best-
Fight for "Stand Your Ground " legislation!
WI DA Gerald R. Fox:
"These so-called 'public safety' laws only put decent law-abiding citizens at a dangerous disadvantage when it comes to their personal safety, and I for one am glad that this decades-long era of defective thinking on gun issues is over..."
Remember: Don't make old People mad. We don't like being old in the first place, so it doesn't take much to piss us off.
That's a good one!!! LOL!!! And it's also entirely plausible...
"When seconds count between living or dying, the police are only minutes away."
haha made me laugh
Friend of mine used to work for DEA. Sent it to him first... asked him if he ever got a horn up his arse in Montana? I then sent it to everybody else in my address book. Good one.