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    Time for some firearm humor.

    This comes under the category of I don't know if it's true, but if not, it should be.

    TBG

    Story from a Kansas State
    Highway Patrol officer :

    I made a traffic stop on an elderly lady the other day for speeding on U.S.
    166 Eastbound at Mile Marker 73 just East of Sedan, KS. I asked for her
    driver's license, registration, and proof of insurance.

    The lady took out the required information and handed it to me.

    In with the cards I was somewhat surprised (due to her advanced age) to see
    she had a conceal carry permit. I looked at her and ask if she had a weapon
    in her possession at this time.

    She responded that she indeed had a .45 automatic in her glove box.

    Something---body language, or the way she said it---made me want to ask if
    she had any other firearms. She did admit to also having a 9mm Glock in her
    center console. Now I had to ask one more time if that was all. She
    responded once again that she did have just one more, a .38 special in her
    purse. I then asked her what was she so afraid of.


    She looked me right in the eye and said, "Not a f'ing thing!"
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Big Guy View Post
    This comes under the category of I don't know if it's true, but if not, it should be.

    TBG

    Story from a Kansas State
    Highway Patrol officer :

    I made a traffic stop on an elderly lady the other day for speeding on U.S.
    166 Eastbound at Mile Marker 73 just East of Sedan, KS. I asked for her
    driver's license, registration, and proof of insurance.

    The lady took out the required information and handed it to me.

    In with the cards I was somewhat surprised (due to her advanced age) to see
    she had a conceal carry permit. I looked at her and ask if she had a weapon
    in her possession at this time.

    She responded that she indeed had a .45 automatic in her glove box.

    Something---body language, or the way she said it---made me want to ask if
    she had any other firearms. She did admit to also having a 9mm Glock in her
    center console. Now I had to ask one more time if that was all. She
    responded once again that she did have just one more, a .38 special in her
    purse. I then asked her what was she so afraid of.


    She looked me right in the eye and said, "Not a f'ing thing!"
    haha for real! that lady has a small armory in her car. Reminds me of a case where an elderly lady shot an attacker 6 times with her revolver, and when asked why she shot him 6 times, she replied with "I ran out of ammo." haha
    "Si vis pacem parabellum" - If you want peace, Prepare for war.

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