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Time for some firearm humor.

The Big Guy

Regular Member
Joined
Oct 20, 2009
Messages
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Location
Waco, TX
This comes under the category of I don't know if it's true, but if not, it should be.

TBG

Story from a Kansas State
Highway Patrol officer :

I made a traffic stop on an elderly lady the other day for speeding on U.S.
166 Eastbound at Mile Marker 73 just East of Sedan, KS. I asked for her
driver's license, registration, and proof of insurance.

The lady took out the required information and handed it to me.

In with the cards I was somewhat surprised (due to her advanced age) to see
she had a conceal carry permit. I looked at her and ask if she had a weapon
in her possession at this time.

She responded that she indeed had a .45 automatic in her glove box.

Something---body language, or the way she said it---made me want to ask if
she had any other firearms. She did admit to also having a 9mm Glock in her
center console. Now I had to ask one more time if that was all. She
responded once again that she did have just one more, a .38 special in her
purse. I then asked her what was she so afraid of.


She looked me right in the eye and said, "Not a f'ing thing!"
 

punisherprice

Regular Member
Joined
Aug 2, 2011
Messages
92
Location
Las Vegas, NV
This comes under the category of I don't know if it's true, but if not, it should be.

TBG

Story from a Kansas State
Highway Patrol officer :

I made a traffic stop on an elderly lady the other day for speeding on U.S.
166 Eastbound at Mile Marker 73 just East of Sedan, KS. I asked for her
driver's license, registration, and proof of insurance.

The lady took out the required information and handed it to me.

In with the cards I was somewhat surprised (due to her advanced age) to see
she had a conceal carry permit. I looked at her and ask if she had a weapon
in her possession at this time.

She responded that she indeed had a .45 automatic in her glove box.

Something---body language, or the way she said it---made me want to ask if
she had any other firearms. She did admit to also having a 9mm Glock in her
center console. Now I had to ask one more time if that was all. She
responded once again that she did have just one more, a .38 special in her
purse. I then asked her what was she so afraid of.


She looked me right in the eye and said, "Not a f'ing thing!"
haha for real! that lady has a small armory in her car. Reminds me of a case where an elderly lady shot an attacker 6 times with her revolver, and when asked why she shot him 6 times, she replied with "I ran out of ammo." haha
 
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