Some firearm "humor"

Subject: Fwd: Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Southerner?


I am a southerner.

Which are you?

Here is a little test that will help you decide.


You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two
small children. Suddenly, a Terrorist with a huge knife comes around the
corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, raises the knife, and
charges
at you...


You are carrying a Kimber 1911 cal. 45 ACP, and you are an
expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family.
What
do you do?



THINK CAREFULLY AND THEN SCROLL DOWN:


Democrat's Answer:

· Well, that's not enough information to answer the
question!

· What is a Kimber 1911 cal. 45 ACP?

· Does the man look poor or oppressed?

· Is he really a terrorist? Am I guilty of profiling?

· Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to
attack?

· Could we run away?

· What does my wife think?

· What about the kids?

· Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the
knife out of his hand?

· What does the law say about this situation?

· Does the pistol have appropriate safety built into it?

· Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of
message does this send to society and to my children?

· Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?

· Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content
just to wound me?

· If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family
get away while he was stabbing me?

· Should I call 9-1-1?

· Why is this street so deserted?

· We need to raise taxes.

· Can we make this a happier, healthier street that would
discourage such behavior.

· I need to debate this with some friends for a few days and
try to come to a consensus.

· This is all so confusing!


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Republican's Answer:

BANG!

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Southerner's Answer:

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG ! BANG!
BANG! BANG!

Click..... (Sounds of reloading)

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! Click

Daughter: 'Nice grouping, Daddy!' 'Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or
Hollow Points?!

Son: 'Can I shoot the next one?!'

Wife: 'You are NOT taking that to a Taxidermist!

Good one!! I laughed a bit!

That is sad true and funny all in one, that made my day.

well,,,

Experianced members of OCDO
Know a poster here that is a Democrat.
SHE would go all Mosambique on that guy,
there would be no click, no need to reload, three shots and he is out.

past experiance has shown that I'm not just guessing about her.

I guess I'm the Republican... ammo cost... one good shot to the head and we'll be on our way. Afterall, I have some place to be:banana:

My answer? Bang bang. Why is this street deserted and why is a crazy man with a knife considered a terrorist? Oh wait, he's still breathing. Guess I better get an Ambulance, which pocket was my phone again? Oh hey look, my wife's boobs! Oh yeah, I was going to make a call. Hmmm, my wife has a nice ass. Wait, who was I calling?

Officer: why did it take you so long to call?
Me: my wife's ass.
Officer: huh?
Me: take a look.
Office: ohhhh nice. What were we talking about again?
Me: why is that man on the ground bleeding?

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Jack House said:

My answer? Bang bang. Why is this street deserted and why is a crazy man with a knife considered a terrorist? Oh wait, he's still breathing. Guess I better get an Ambulance, which pocket was my phone again? Oh hey look, my wife's boobs! Oh yeah, I was going to make a call. Hmmm, my wife has a nice ass. Wait, who was I calling?

Officer: why did it take you so long to call?
Me: my wife's ass.
Officer: huh?
Me: take a look.
Office: ohhhh nice. What were we talking about again?
Me: why is that man on the ground bleeding?

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You sir, deserve seven cookies and a candy cane for that. Really gave me a good laugh.

All I'm going to say is, "American by birth, Southerner by the Grace of God, soldier by profession!"

Any more than that might come back to haunt me later.