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    Dec 2009
    Davisburg, Michigan, United States

    Had To Share. Funny Stuff Here

    Two boys were walking home from Sunday school
    after hearing a strong preaching on the devil.
    One said to the other, 'What do you think about
    all this Satan stuff?'
    The other boy replied, 'Well, you know how
    Santa Claus turned out.
    It's probably just your Dad.'


    Attending a wedding for the first time, a little girl
    whispered to her mother,
    'Why is the bride dressed in white?''
    The mother replied, 'Because white is the color
    of happiness,
    and today is the happiest day of her life.'
    The child thought about this for a moment then said,
    'So why is the groom wearing black?'

    A little girl, dressed in her Sunday best, was running
    as fast as she could,
    trying not to be late for Bible class.
    As she ran she prayed,
    'Dear Lord, please don't let me be late! Dear Lord,
    please don't let me be late!'
    While she was running and praying, she tripped
    on a curb and fell,
    getting her clothes dirty and tearing her dress.
    She got up, brushed herself off, and started running
    As she ran she once again began to pray,
    'Dear Lord, please don't let me be late...But please
    don't shove me either!'

    Three boys are in the school yard bragging about
    their fathers.
    The first boy says, 'My Dad scribbles a few words
    on a piece of paper, he calls it a poem,
    they give him $50.'
    The second boy says, 'That's nothing. My Dad
    scribbles a few words on piece of paper,
    he calls it a song, they give him $100.'
    The third boy says, 'I got you both beat. My Dad
    scribbles a few words on a piece of paper,
    he calls it a sermon, and it takes eight people to
    collect all the money!'

    An elderly woman died last month.
    Having never married, she requested no male
    In her handwritten instructions for her memorial
    service, she wrote,
    'They wouldn't take me out while I was alive,
    I don't want them to take me out when I'm dead.'

    A police recruit was asked during the exam,
    'What would you do if you had to arrest your own
    He answered, 'Call for backup.'

    A Sunday School teacher asked her class why
    Joseph and Mary took Jesus with them to Jerusalem ..
    A small child replied, 'They couldn't get a baby-sitter.'

    At Sunday School they were teaching how God
    created everything, including human beings.
    Little Johnny seemed especially intent when they
    told him
    how Eve was created out of one of Adam's ribs.
    Later in the week his mother noticed him lying
    down as though he were ill,
    and she said, 'Johnny, what is the matter?' Little
    Johnny responded,
    'I have pain in my side. I think I'm going to have
    a wife.'

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    Aug 2010
    Richmond, Tx
    Why was Jesus born in a mainger?
    Since He wasn't Joseph's child, the Carpenter's Union Insurance wouldn't cover His birth.
    Lower the crime rate by lowering the criminal survival rate!
    When people say 'God Bless America' I'm sure He says, "I gave you Texas!"

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    Oct 2008
    Montgomery, Alabama, USA
    Why wasn't Jesus born in Washington, D.C.?

    They couldn't find three wise men or a virgin.

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