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    Good Read, I just got this E-mail..

    Craig's list ad--Read it closely folks... a good one.
    To the Guy Who Tried to Mug Me in Downtown Savannah night before last.
    Date: 2010-09-27, 1:43 a.m. E.S.T.
    I was the guy wearing the black Burberry jacket that you demanded that I hand over, shortly after you pulled the knife on me and my girlfriend, threatening our lives. You also asked for my girlfriend's purse and earrings. I can only hope that you somehow come across this rather important message.
    First, I'd like to apologize for your embarrassment; I didn't expect you to actually crap in your pants when I drew my pistol after you took my jacket.. The evening was not that cold, and I was wearing the jacket for a reason.. my girlfriend was happy that I just returned safely from my 2nd tour as a Combat Marine in Afghanistan .. She had just bought me that Kimber Custom Model 1911 .45 ACP pistol for my birthday, and we had picked up a shoulder holster for it that very evening. Obviously you agree that it is a very intimidating weapon when pointed at your head ... isn't it?!
    I know it probably wasn't fun walking back to wherever you'd come from with crap in your pants. I'm sure it was even worse walking bare-footed since I made you leave your shoes, cell phone, and wallet with me. [That prevented you from calling or running to your buddies to come help mug us again].
    After I called your mother or "Momma" as you had her listed in your cell, I explained the entire episode of what you'd done. Then I went and filled up my gas tank as well as those of four other people in the gas station, -- on your credit card. The guy with the big motor home took 153 gallons and was extremely grateful!
    I gave your shoes to a homeless guy outside Vinnie Van Go Go's, along with all the cash in your wallet. [That made his day!]
    I then threw your wallet into the big pink "pimp mobile" that was parked at the curb ..... after I broke the windshield and side window and keyed the entire driver's side of the car.
    Earlier, I managed to get in two threatening phone calls to the DA's office and one to the FBI, while mentioning President Obama as my possible target.
    The FBI guy seemed really intense and we had a nice long chat (I guess while he traced your number etc.).
    ;In a way, perhaps I should apologize for not killing you ... but I feel this type of retribution is a far more appropriate punishment for your threatened crime. I wish you well as you try to sort through some of these rather immediate pressing issues, and can only hope that you have the opportunity to reflect upon, and perhaps reconsider, the career path you've chosen to pursue in life.. Remember, next time you might not be so lucky. Have a good day!
    Thoughtfully yours, Semper Fi,

    Probably don't have to ask you to forward this is priceless!

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    Herr Heckler Koch
    Quote Originally Posted by range rat View Post
    Savannah Date: 2010-09-27, 1:43 a.m. E.S.T.
    Thanks AGAIN. Merry Christmas.

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    Even if it isn't true, that's funny.
    "I don't really care for "cream cheese"..."

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    Herr Heckler Koch
    There really is a Vinnie Van's down near the Riverwalk and Savannah is only two hundred miles from Fort Benning.

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    I personally find this entertaining, but cue the two automatic responses this "email" always gets:

    For those who assume it's real: Snopes

    For those minus a sense of humor: This makes us look bad and how dare we chuckle at this!

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    Reminds me of when I was in AIT in Augusta, GA. One of the guys in my company was there and saw it happen.
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    Herr Heckler Koch
    Thanks. Merry Christmas.

    That's off to MGySgt A.B.C. He ought to be passing through there, shortly anyway, on his way to winter in Florida.
    Last edited by Herr Heckler Koch; 12-23-2011 at 04:12 PM.

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    Good read. But, so was it the first few times...

    And I got out-snoped. by 10min
    Last edited by wrightme; 12-23-2011 at 04:16 PM.
    "Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety." Benjamin Franklin

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    Good stuff. Pretty funny. I especially liked the one about the Marines because I could see that
    "When seconds count between living or dying, the police are only minutes away."

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    This one has been around for a bit, utilizing different weapons. Used to be a Beretta, a Springfield, a Colt..... Now it's a Kimber.

    Still a good story.
    You can speak softy and carry a big stick, but I'll stick to my guns.

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