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    What's your best oc/cc related joke of 2011?

    Here's mine...Spartacus!

    He wins the best joke of the year award, retroactively, for 2010 and 2009, as well.

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    That ain't a joke. A joke is supposed to make you laugh. I wanted to throat punch my monitor.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BROKENSPROKET View Post
    That ain't a joke. A joke is supposed to make you laugh. I wanted to throat punch my monitor.
    Now *THAT* made me laugh!

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    I'm leaving Walmart (leaving not entering) and the greeter comes up behind me and whispers in my ear "Do you know your wearing a gun".

    It made me laugh out loud.

    JJC

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    "Are you a police officer?"
    No free man shall ever be debarred the use of arms. Thomas Jefferson (1776)

    If you go into a store, with a gun, and rob it, you have forfeited your right to not get shot - Joe Deters, Hamilton County (Cincinnati) Prosecutor

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    Quote Originally Posted by JJC View Post
    I'm leaving Walmart (leaving not entering) and the greeter comes up behind me and whispers in my ear "Do you know your wearing a gun".

    It made me laugh out loud.

    JJC
    You should have said 'HOLY COW, HOW did THAT get there!!!???' and thanked him profusely.
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    Illinois.
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    Quote Originally Posted by The_Pennsylvanian View Post
    Illinois.

    We're number one, we're number one!

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    Jb Van Hollen and the Wisco DOJ.

    Followed by Philanderin' Flynn of the MPD.
    "Don't interfere with anything in the Constitution. That must be maintained, for it is the only safeguard of our liberties."
    Abraham Lincoln

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    Quote Originally Posted by HandyHamlet View Post
    Jb Van Hollen and the Wisco DOJ.

    Followed by Philanderin' Flynn of the MPD.
    Those would be my second choices. . .
    WI CCL # 27,4XX

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    True Story....

    An 80 year old women was driving to the store and got pulled over for having a tail-light out. As the LEO approached her car, he notices a empty firearm case on the back seat. He proceeded to ask her if she had any firearms in her possession. She replies "Yes officer I do"... I have a fully loaded XD-40 holstered on my hip, with my BUG Glock 27 fully loaded in an IWB on my weak side as well as my fully loaded 1911 in the glove compartment, and as I have my CCW license I am not breaking any laws. To this the LEO asked why she was in possession of so many loaded firearms..???? What are you afraid of...?????

    To this she replied..... "Absolutley Nothing"....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Outdoorsman1
    ...the LEO asked why she was in possession of so many loaded firearms?
    What are you afraid of?
    To this she replied. "Absolutely Nothing".
    So many antis don't understand this.

    Quote Originally Posted by JJC
    I'm leaving Walm@rt (leaving not entering) and the greeter comes up behind me and whispers in my ear "Do you know you're wearing a gun".
    ROTFLOL!!!

    Reminds me of a joke my dad played on a friend of mine when I was maybe 8yo.
    Completely off-topic here, but it was a similar "did you know this obvious thing" sort of situation.
    He played along.
    Last edited by MKEgal; 12-29-2011 at 04:01 PM.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Proverbs 27:12
    A prudent person foresees the danger ahead and takes precautions.
    The simpleton goes blindly on and suffers the consequences.
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