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What's your best oc/cc related joke of 2011?
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BROKENSPROKET
Regular Member
That ain't a joke. A joke is supposed to make you laugh. I wanted to throat punch my monitor.
Now *THAT* made me laugh!
JJC
Regular Member
I'm leaving Walmart (leaving not entering) and the greeter comes up behind me and whispers in my ear "Do you know your wearing a gun".
It made me laugh out loud.
JJC
It made me laugh out loud.
JJC
Badger Johnson
Regular Member
The_Pennsylvanian
Regular Member
Illinois.
HandyHamlet
Regular Member
Jb Van Hollen and the Wisco DOJ.
Followed by Philanderin' Flynn of the MPD.
Followed by Philanderin' Flynn of the MPD.
The_Pennsylvanian
Regular Member
Those would be my second choices. . .
Outdoorsman1
Regular Member
True Story....
An 80 year old women was driving to the store and got pulled over for having a tail-light out. As the LEO approached her car, he notices a empty firearm case on the back seat. He proceeded to ask her if she had any firearms in her possession. She replies "Yes officer I do"... I have a fully loaded XD-40 holstered on my hip, with my BUG Glock 27 fully loaded in an IWB on my weak side as well as my fully loaded 1911 in the glove compartment, and as I have my CCW license I am not breaking any laws. To this the LEO asked why she was in possession of so many loaded firearms..???? What are you afraid of...?????
To this she replied..... "Absolutley Nothing"....
Outdoorsman1
An 80 year old women was driving to the store and got pulled over for having a tail-light out. As the LEO approached her car, he notices a empty firearm case on the back seat. He proceeded to ask her if she had any firearms in her possession. She replies "Yes officer I do"... I have a fully loaded XD-40 holstered on my hip, with my BUG Glock 27 fully loaded in an IWB on my weak side as well as my fully loaded 1911 in the glove compartment, and as I have my CCW license I am not breaking any laws. To this the LEO asked why she was in possession of so many loaded firearms..???? What are you afraid of...?????
To this she replied..... "Absolutley Nothing"....
Outdoorsman1
MKEgal
Regular Member
So many antis don't understand this.Outdoorsman1 said:
ROTFLOL!!!JJC said:
Reminds me of a joke my dad played on a friend of mine when I was maybe 8yo.
Completely off-topic here, but it was a similar "did you know this obvious thing" sort of situation.
He played along.
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