DrakeZ07
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I'd join Law Enforcement.
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What would you do for a Klondike Bar?
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Jack House
Regular Member
Then after you joined a LEA of my choice, what would you do for subsequent klondike bars? *whistles innocently*
DrakeZ07
Regular Member
I'd stop, ID, and inconvenience other LEO's for open carry.
I can haz klondike bar nao?
Jack House
Regular Member
I was totally expecting a "I'll get all of your speeding and red light tickets waived." But this. This is so much better, have two!
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Kirbinator
Regular Member
What haven't I done for a Klondike Bar?
rodbender
Regular Member
Doesn't sound very appealling for an ice cream flavor.
PistolPackingMomma
Regular Member
Jack House
Regular Member
Rodbender! Join my army! I'll give you a Klondike bar and let you lead the great Harley Davidson brigade. 
Jack House
Regular Member
What is this? What is it!? I MUST KNOW! I'll give you a Klondike bar.
PistolPackingMomma
Regular Member
Huh. I was trying the hyperlink trick from that other thread; guess I haven't mastered that yet.
http://foodnetworkhumor.com/2009/07/18-unusual-ice-cream-flavors-from-around-the-world/
http://foodnetworkhumor.com/2009/07/18-unusual-ice-cream-flavors-from-around-the-world/
Jack House
Regular Member
I woefully regret asking. However, you have earned your Klondike Bar non the less. *offers PPM a Klondike Bar*
As for hyperlinking, it's pretty easy.
As for hyperlinking, it's pretty easy.
rodbender
Regular Member
Rodbender! Join my army! I'll give you a Klondike bar and let you lead the great Harley Davidson brigade.
Nope. The price is 3 Klondike bars. Not negotiable.
Jack House
Regular Member
This can be arranged.
PistolPackingMomma
Regular Member
Just so long as my right to Klondike bars will not be infringed! :lol:
Jack House
Regular Member
Are you kidding? We're passing out free Klondike Bars with every rifle to our corps! Join us.
Citizen
Founder's Club Member
I think Klondike Bars are paranoid--they come all wrapped in tin-foil.
So, if you unwrapped the Klondike Bars (note the plural), then negotiations might move on to when they would be delivered.
Of course, I will need several as a good faith deposit, along with a signed letter of intent, before getting serious about negotiations.
So, if you unwrapped the Klondike Bars (note the plural), then negotiations might move on to when they would be delivered.
Of course, I will need several as a good faith deposit, along with a signed letter of intent, before getting serious about negotiations.
Jack House
Regular Member
what do you have to offer me to make me consider giving you so many Klondike Bars?I think Klondike Bars are paranoid--they come all wrapped in tin-foil.
So, if you unwrapped the Klondike Bars (note the plural), then negotiations might move on to when they would be delivered.
Of course, I will need several as a good faith deposit, along with a signed letter of intent, before getting serious about negotiations.
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Citizen
Founder's Club Member
Oh, no, most honored sir.
First, we discuss who sits on which side of the negotiating table, the size of the water glasses and pitchers, and who is first to leave the room at the end of the first session.
For a Klondike Bar, I will let you decide who sits on which side of the negotiating table.
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Jack House
Regular Member
Clever.Oh, no, most honored sir.
First, we discuss who sits on which side of the negotiating table, the size of the water glasses and pitchers, and who is first to leave the room at the end of the first session.
For a Klondike Bar, I will let you decide who sits on which side of the negotiating table.
However, I'm not too fussy about which side I sit. So I'll let you go ahead and pick a side.
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Citizen
Founder's Club Member
SNIP However, I'm not too fussy about which side I sit. So I'll let you go ahead and pick a side.
Most Honored Sir! thank you, thank you. A most generous concession.
But, also a very weighty responsibility. Very weighty, indeed.
I am afraid that I would deserve a Klondike Bar for taking on such a responsibility.
PS: Actually, it was explained to me some years ago by a co-worker that this is precisely how some Asian governments negotiate. The North Koreans was the example he used, I think. Endless bickering about who sits where at the table, where the water glasses go, who comes into the room first--that sort of thing.
PPS: I won't mention that since you exercised your decision about who sits on which side of the table--by kicking it back to me--you already owe me one Klondike Bar. This is on top of and before the Klondike Bar I deserve for taking on such a weighty responsibility. And, while I have the utmost respect for Most Honored Sir, I am afraid it would only be fair for me to receive the first Klondike Bar before going on--before I decide who sits on which side of the table.
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